The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 764

Undertoad · 03-10-2015, 05:53 PM

So there I am, 15 minutes ago, just heading down the road following an MB...

Wait WTF

Georgia criminals, you gotta come up with a more creative way to number temporary plates.

"What should we put for a number?"
"123456789."
"There's only eight spaces."
"12345678."
"Come on, that's too obvious. The cops will know we just made that up."
"12346789."
"Still too obvious."
"13246789."
"Oh God that's perfect! Okay whatever you do, don't drive it past the expiration date we put on there."

Gravdigr · 03-12-2015, 04:34 PM

Hey, Toad? Try not to let something like this happen at work:

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That video wall is...unfortunate.

DanaC · 03-12-2015, 04:40 PM

Oww fuck. That took me a second

Crimson Ghost · 03-12-2015, 09:15 PM

That must have been a real headache to put together.

Clodfobble · 03-12-2015, 11:51 PM

Who was the brains of that operation?

Spexxvet · 03-13-2015, 08:53 AM

Oh, c'mon. It's right on target.

BigV · 03-13-2015, 12:17 PM

Upon seeing the result of his work:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Video wall technician

Awww, shoot.

Undertoad · 03-13-2015, 01:21 PM

Right. Those are bezel-free displays and you should not be seeing any air between them. This was a poor installation, probably hastily done.

Gravdigr · 03-14-2015, 03:04 PM

Well, this is just nuts.

DanaC · 03-14-2015, 03:15 PM

I followed the link. It is nuts. :p

Then I clicked another link and got this:

Quote:

Bored pilot draws giant penis in the sky

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/14/bored-...e-sky-5103457/

Gravdigr · 03-14-2015, 06:19 PM

Henceforth known as The Kissimmee Cock.

Gravdigr · 03-17-2015, 06:32 PM

Just wtf is going on here?

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xoxoxoBruce · 03-17-2015, 06:48 PM

The only time I've seen that sort of thing with an explanation, it was students reassembling a car agreeing a flagpole.

glatt · 03-17-2015, 07:32 PM

? The fuck?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-18-2015, 04:42 AM

After considerable head scratching... the truck hit the pole, snapping it off somewhere below bumper height. The pole vaulted upward from the force of the impact, but firmly attached at the top by a lot of wires, slingshotted back through the windshield, thus skewering the offender for the authorities.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must bandage my head.

03-12-2015, 04:34 PM	#11447
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03-12-2015, 09:15 PM	#11449
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03-12-2015, 11:51 PM	#11450
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03-13-2015, 08:53 AM	#11451
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Oh, c'mon. It's right on target. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-14-2015, 03:04 PM	#11454
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, this is just nuts. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-10-2015, 05:53 PM	#11446
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	So there I am, 15 minutes ago, just heading down the road following an MB... Wait WTF Georgia criminals, you gotta come up with a more creative way to number temporary plates. "What should we put for a number?" "123456789." "There's only eight spaces." "12345678." "Come on, that's too obvious. The cops will know we just made that up." "12346789." "Still too obvious." "13246789." "Oh God that's perfect! Okay whatever you do, don't drive it past the expiration date we put on there."

03-13-2015, 01:21 PM	#11453
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Right. Those are bezel-free displays and you should not be seeing any air between them. This was a poor installation, probably hastily done.

03-14-2015, 06:19 PM	#11456
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Henceforth known as The Kissimmee Cock. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-17-2015, 06:32 PM	#11457
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Just wtf is going on here? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-17-2015, 06:48 PM	#11458
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The only time I've seen that sort of thing with an explanation, it was students reassembling a car agreeing a flagpole. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-17-2015, 07:32 PM	#11459
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	? The fuck?

03-18-2015, 04:42 AM	#11460
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	After considerable head scratching... the truck hit the pole, snapping it off somewhere below bumper height. The pole vaulted upward from the force of the impact, but firmly attached at the top by a lot of wires, slingshotted back through the windshield, thus skewering the offender for the authorities. Now if you'll excuse me, I must bandage my head. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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