The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 775

BigV · 08-06-2015, 01:47 PM

*and* weigh you down.

Gravdigr · 08-06-2015, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I don't see a website for Lil Dutch Maid...

Fehr Foods

Couldn't find the butter rings, though.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-06-2015, 03:12 PM

Ah, butter Rings, 5 cookies = 120 calories.
16 oz bonus pack, $2.49 at ShopRite.
11.5 oz x 24, $46.08 at Amazon.

Big Sarge · 08-12-2015, 09:16 PM

The bride and his bridal party make their entrance

monster · 08-12-2015, 09:58 PM

We sell Lil Dutch Maid ginger snaps and animal cookies ($2.79, EDLP, they look nasty but they're popular. They're an impulse buy item) and "infused water." The latter is all the rage, we've only been cashing in on the trend for about a month or so. Not asparagus yet, though, all fruit so far. But people buy that shit. It's "Made In House". Maybe I'll look how much it costs tomorrow, but I'm gonna bet $2.99ish. But the bottle is pretty reusable for a while... and pretty and square IIRC. Look, here it is in the Longmont store

http://www.yelp.com/biz/luckys-market-longmont

xoxoxoBruce · 08-12-2015, 10:36 PM

The infused water is the right thing at the right time. Long ago much of the water available where most people lived, wasn't safe to drink, so they drank other stuff. Then water became safe, but boring, they liked other stuff more.

Then recently get healthy became the hip thing but water was still boring. Now instead of sneaking a Pepsi in the garden shed, they can buy infused water that tastes better than plain water, and drink in front of their friends.

I wonder if they'll get heat from the anti-bottled water crowd?

Gravdigr · 08-13-2015, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Look, here it is in the Longmont store

Now, are those free-range blackberries, or have they been confined to a tiny cage all their lives?

Carruthers · 08-15-2015, 01:54 PM

Tall Order. A gardener working for the National Trust clips the 18th Century, 46' tall, Yew hedge at Powis Castle, near Welshpool, ancestral home of the Earls of Powis.

I shall never complain about having to trim the hedge ever again.

footfootfoot · 08-15-2015, 01:56 PM

yew wood have do that.

Gravdigr · 08-15-2015, 04:09 PM

After he was done, I bet he was bushed.

Gravdigr · 08-15-2015, 04:45 PM

What in ye olde phucke?

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Carruthers · 08-15-2015, 04:45 PM

No doubt sponsored by a hedge fund manager.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-15-2015, 05:04 PM

The reason for trimming the hedge is so it won't get too tall/wide. The Powis Earls were not taking care of business. Or were busy taking care of business and the hedge trimmer was busy taking care of Mrs Earl.

Yewze guys gotta get into the 21st century.

Lamplighter · 08-15-2015, 06:07 PM

Those upper 2 pics are strictly: Here hold my beer !

That's really where I want to be - hanging in the air with a whirling steel blade
while someone swings me back and forth and up and down and... Oooopy-daisy !

The guy in bottom right is perfectly positioned for a shot to the head right thru the screen

Gravdigr · 08-18-2015, 05:15 PM

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...You're welcome, ladies.

08-06-2015, 01:47 PM	#11611
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08-06-2015, 03:12 PM	#11613
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ah, butter Rings, 5 cookies = 120 calories. 16 oz bonus pack, $2.49 at ShopRite. 11.5 oz x 24, $46.08 at Amazon. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-12-2015, 09:16 PM	#11614
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	The bride and his bridal party make their entrance Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-12-2015, 09:58 PM	#11615
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	We sell Lil Dutch Maid ginger snaps and animal cookies ($2.79, EDLP, they look nasty but they're popular. They're an impulse buy item) and "infused water." The latter is all the rage, we've only been cashing in on the trend for about a month or so. Not asparagus yet, though, all fruit so far. But people buy that shit. It's "Made In House". Maybe I'll look how much it costs tomorrow, but I'm gonna bet $2.99ish. But the bottle is pretty reusable for a while... and pretty and square IIRC. Look, here it is in the Longmont store http://www.yelp.com/biz/luckys-market-longmont __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-12-2015, 10:36 PM	#11616
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The infused water is the right thing at the right time. Long ago much of the water available where most people lived, wasn't safe to drink, so they drank other stuff. Then water became safe, but boring, they liked other stuff more. Then recently get healthy became the hip thing but water was still boring. Now instead of sneaking a Pepsi in the garden shed, they can buy infused water that tastes better than plain water, and drink in front of their friends. I wonder if they'll get heat from the anti-bottled water crowd? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-15-2015, 01:54 PM	#11618
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Tall Order. A gardener working for the National Trust clips the 18th Century, 46' tall, Yew hedge at Powis Castle, near Welshpool, ancestral home of the Earls of Powis. I shall never complain about having to trim the hedge ever again. __________________

08-15-2015, 01:56 PM	#11619
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	yew wood have do that. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-15-2015, 04:09 PM	#11620
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08-15-2015, 04:45 PM	#11621
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08-15-2015, 04:45 PM	#11622
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	No doubt sponsored by a hedge fund manager. __________________

08-15-2015, 05:04 PM	#11623
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The reason for trimming the hedge is so it won't get too tall/wide. The Powis Earls were not taking care of business. Or were busy taking care of business and the hedge trimmer was busy taking care of Mrs Earl. Yewze guys gotta get into the 21st century. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-15-2015, 06:07 PM	#11624
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Those upper 2 pics are strictly: Here hold my beer ! That's really where I want to be - hanging in the air with a whirling steel blade while someone swings me back and forth and up and down and... Oooopy-daisy ! The guy in bottom right is perfectly positioned for a shot to the head right thru the screen

08-18-2015, 05:15 PM	#11625
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...You're welcome, ladies. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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