05-01-2016, 10:01 AM | #11971 |
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Actually, it's $9 per cappuccino, which, while high, is much much closer to the surface of the earth.
Seven bottles of booze for $5000 a bottle, that shit will fuck you up. .
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05-01-2016, 04:50 PM | #11972 |
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Then split the tab six ways, assuring all six can not afford to quit.
Um... not spit, and only from male Elves.
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05-01-2016, 06:06 PM | #11973 |
still says videotape
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My local guinea place will tag you for $8.95 a plate and you won't have room for anything but a coffee after.
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05-01-2016, 09:38 PM | #11974 |
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And no $7328.20 tip added automatically.
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05-02-2016, 12:40 PM | #11975 |
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2 Johnnie Walker Blue - $150
Since a (very) quick Google Shopping check says JWBlue is ~200 bucks a bottle that must be $75 a shot.
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05-03-2016, 09:42 PM | #11977 |
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If you crash and tear your clothes, sew 'ew up and Mom won't suspect...
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05-04-2016, 02:17 AM | #11978 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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While posting here about motorcycle riding, I've mentioned that I used to "sew some curves together"; but, that takes it to a whole new level.
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05-04-2016, 07:35 AM | #11979 |
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That bike leaves me in stitches.
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05-04-2016, 09:43 AM | #11980 |
To shreds, you say?
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Well that tears it. I'm finished.
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05-04-2016, 12:13 PM | #11981 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Theirs is frothy?
@ Grav: *grins*
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05-04-2016, 02:17 PM | #11982 |
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If you beat it, it will froth.
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05-04-2016, 04:59 PM | #11983 |
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We have to go back, Kate!
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*nods*
Nicely done.
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05-07-2016, 02:13 PM | #11985 |
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Isn't that a quote from "Field of Creams"?
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