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#106 |
erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
Posts: 6,127
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Let's pretend we're married and
go all night!
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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#107 |
Franklin Pierce
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 3,695
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Worst/greatest pickup line ever.
"Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?" I know someone that used that, he did not get laid that night. |
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#108 |
Professor
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,555
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Did he get a compensatory flash instead?
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Franklin Pierce
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 3,695
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Nope, nothing.
He is kind of a tool anyways so I didn't really feel bad for him. |
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#110 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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I HATE MY JOB. MY OTHERWISE WONDERFUL BOSS HAS BECOME A MICRO-MANAGING PAIN IN MY ASS. THE BOARD SHOT DOWN OUR REQUEST FOR ANOTHER STAFF PERSON, WHICH WE ASKED FOR BECAUSE OUR WORKLOADS HAVE INCREASED AT LEAST 4 FOLD SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE (5 years.)
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Got a call from my wife a few minutes ago. She had been able to secure some ammonia from the grocery store, and has doused two rags thoroughly with the foul stuff and shoved them into the base of our chimney where the furnace hooks into it. Hopefully that will drive our resident raccoon away. She's also called a chimney sweep to install a chimney cap later in the week. If the raccoon isn't gone by then, the chimney $weep can remove it for a $mall fee.
Moral of the story? You may be able to get away without a chimney cap for many many years, but eventually the lack of a cap will be a bigger problem than if you had just put one on in the first place. |
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#112 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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Blackberry server down.
Hair on fire. More updates as events unfold.
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#113 |
Professor
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,555
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How big is your chimney's opening? Mine is like, two little cylinders less than a foot radius. A racoon got in there? Dangggg.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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#116 |
Vice-President of Resentment
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Central Illinois
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My mom used to use ammonia, to strip the wax on the floor. One time I told her I couldn't go to school, cuz I had pneumonia. She asked me how I knew, and I said because I could small ammonia. I was so gosh darned cute.
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Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall.
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Des Moines.
Posts: 139
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Ammonia smells bad. Really bad. I lost my sense of smell because of it.
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#118 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Yellowish crud in sinus disturbed digestive tract not sleeping driving driving driving no exercise bad food make Homer grumpy
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Morons I work with apparently mix ammonia and bleach...no wonder they're brain dead.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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dum, oh the whorror |
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