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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Model Railroad Figures: The possibilities are endless.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Get your scalp painted to look like a brain.
ETA With a few computer chip implants.
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Endless possibilities ... NSFW, but endless.
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The future is unwritten
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Quote:
I was exposing myself down at the playground the other day, and some old biddy whacked me with her umbrella. ![]()
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To shreds, you say?
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injuries AND exposures, not injuries FROM exposures.
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hey orthodoc, how are you doing?
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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you all are hilarious. I never thought of doing a diorama thing.
I saw one woman who painted her head with really cool, psychedelic shapes and colors-that was neat. and wear really killer earrings with your scarves. Makes you look ethnic and scary at the same time. ![]()
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Slattern of the Swail
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did I ever tell you what Cherry told me to do after I lost all my hair? she said to go down to the drugstore where the sell shampoo, whip off my scarf/wig with shampoo bottle in hand and announce loudly, "LOOK WHAT THIS PRODUCT DID TO MY HAIR!"
I thought that would be pretty funny. ![]()
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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It's been pretty much a Dorothy Parker week (what fresh hell is this?). Every day something new and amusing.
But - last weekend was the 7th hell or lower. This weekend I've clambered up to the 3rd or so, I think. Making progress. Given the past week, losing my hair in the next few days won't even show up on the radar. 'Bald this morning? Does it hurt? Does it make me throw up? No? Easiest part of my day.' One day at a time, hour by hour, I am moving forward through this. When you're going through hell, keep going, and all that. And - the diorama idea is toast as far as work is concerned. ![]() ![]()
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
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You should let your patients sign your head, under the wig where administrators can't see.
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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If I didn't think someone'd rat me out, I'd do it.
![]() Now, if I saw kids in my practice ... I could totally have fun with it. Might even get it past the administration. A Robin Williams sort of thing. One thing I might do, if I feel up to it ... I have a friend in PA who's been growing his hair for a year and a half in order to go down to Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh and let the kids on the oncology inpatient unit shave his head - he's going to donate the hair to Locks of Love. Very cool project. Maybe I should go along, be the 'Vanna White' girl who calls the kids up and gives them a turn shaving ... and at the end, whip off MY wig and let them sign my scalp in nontoxic marker. Could be fun. One thing about the Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh. They just built a new one, a beautiful building, but the architects made an extreme planning goof. They put beautiful big windows in the oncology ward, and the windows overlook ... a huge cemetery. So they've replaced the clear glass with colored glass murals to block out the cemetery view. Nice.
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Have you thought about a tinfoil hat?? Besides covering your head, it helps block the alien transmissions. I sleep in mine everyday
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Tinfoil ... let's see, I could work up an outfit to complement that
![]() But I think it'd be crinkly to sleep on ... besides, the alien transmissions come in better at night.
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The future is unwritten
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Jim's got some blond braids that might be available in a few days.
Oh and when you get to hell level 2, don't forget to check out the sale on ladies unmentionables and sundries. ![]()
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