![]() |
![]() |
#106 | |
He who reads, sometimes writes.
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: at the keyboard
Posts: 791
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#107 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. |
![]() |
![]() |
#108 |
hot
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville)
Posts: 892
|
Did you hear about the house the two lesbians built?
There were no studs; it was all tongue-and-groove. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#109 |
going nowhere slow
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: L.A.
Posts: 252
|
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. All she has to do is the handy man.
__________________
"There never seems to be enough time to do things you wanna' do once you find them."-excerpt from Jim Croce's 'Time in a Bottle'. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#110 | |
in the Hour of Scampering
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
Posts: 4,060
|
Re: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Quote:
__________________
"Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..." |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#111 | |
going nowhere slow
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: L.A.
Posts: 252
|
Re: Re: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Quote:
: ]
__________________
"There never seems to be enough time to do things you wanna' do once you find them."-excerpt from Jim Croce's 'Time in a Bottle'. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#112 |
Relaxed
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Minneapolis
Posts: 676
|
"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"
__________________
Don't Panic |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#113 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Nothin', y'already done told'er twice.
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#114 | |
in the Hour of Scampering
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
Posts: 4,060
|
Re: Re: Re: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Quote:
How many fleas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the problem is getting them in there to begin with.
__________________
"Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..." |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#115 | |
going nowhere slow
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: L.A.
Posts: 252
|
Quote:
__________________
"There never seems to be enough time to do things you wanna' do once you find them."-excerpt from Jim Croce's 'Time in a Bottle'. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#116 | |
Professor
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 1,788
|
Re: Re: Re: Re: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Quote:
Hmph. I'll bet you're the one who gave away the secrets, too. You're not going to tell the heterosexual women, are you? |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#117 |
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
|
I hear they can parallel park too ...
__________________
![]() ![]() "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#118 |
hot
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville)
Posts: 892
|
Yeah, sure wolf. You'll believe anything you see on TV.
"Now with quadrasteering, to help you get in tight spaces." Of course they don't show the woman getting out of the car and letting the professional driver in to back in between those motorcycles. Do you know why Helen Keller was such a bad driver? Oops, sorry.. already done ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#119 | |
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
|
Quote:
My apologies if I spoiled your fantasy.
__________________
![]() ![]() "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#120 | |
in the Hour of Scampering
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
Posts: 4,060
|
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Quote:
__________________
"Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..." |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Tags |
humor |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (0 members and 4 guests) | |
|
|