03-14-2006, 07:00 PM | #1186 |
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just because youre the son of a hairdresser doesnt mean you know how to cut hair
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03-14-2006, 07:03 PM | #1187 |
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If a cat has kittens in the oven, don't make them biscuits.
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03-14-2006, 07:18 PM | #1188 | |
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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03-14-2006, 07:47 PM | #1189 |
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maybe the godly gene is submissive to the more dominant human gene
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03-14-2006, 09:38 PM | #1190 |
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designer genes? Let's hit the runway.
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03-14-2006, 11:42 PM | #1191 |
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"intelligent designer genes" by CK
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03-15-2006, 07:21 AM | #1192 | |
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the expensive Jesus, enterprises naturally, finacially. asks the expensive Lord, this letter in them lives the wishes of heart us asks blesses this letter amen. See? That's a lot more honest, isn't it.
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03-15-2006, 12:37 PM | #1193 |
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Ha, I got one of those letters. It came with a "prayer rug". This was basically an optical illusion. It had a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed. If you stared at it long enough Jesus would appear to open his eyes and stare back at you. This means you're blessed and should send the church money right away.
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03-15-2006, 01:02 PM | #1194 | |
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PS-hello, RaisenOx. I love your name!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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03-16-2006, 09:18 PM | #1195 |
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Are 'shrooms still around?
I thought the gestapo started putting stuff in the cow chow to stop the growth. Wow... talk about a flashback. Thanks, Brianna.
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03-22-2006, 04:18 AM | #1196 |
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nice catch!!!! think about it....
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03-24-2006, 05:50 PM | #1197 |
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WTF?
Let's think about a BILLION Here's something thought provoking and a little disturbing!!! - The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans - It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516, 528. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1, 329,787 Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012. Washington, D.C. !!! Are all your calculators broken???? Maybe everyone should just flood their houses, then we can all be on the "big easy" street for the rest of our lives, and forget about working, and paying taxes and all that useless stuff!
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03-24-2006, 06:39 PM | #1198 |
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by the time you counted to 2 billion youd be dead
thank god we can count in multiples
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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03-28-2006, 12:44 PM | #1200 |
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There's been way too much talk in a picture thread, here, so here's this one.
I think the phrase at the right of this banner ad sort of sounds like something that LJ would say, perhaps right before, "Don't move, I'll get you a towel."
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