06-06-2016, 08:15 PM | #12031 |
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He says it didn't hurt until a shot time before they took it out.
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06-07-2016, 12:26 AM | #12032 |
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Wow - that's gotta account for some of the blood on the left side of the car...
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06-07-2016, 02:07 AM | #12033 |
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It got overlooked because he was so fucked up. They start with the most serious shit and go down the list, so it got hidden by a cast.
But I'm amazed it didn't bother him all these years. I guess the lever in a '63 T-bird was chrome, and not chromium.
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06-07-2016, 12:02 PM | #12034 |
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How could anyone think girls would wear this to work?
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06-07-2016, 11:39 PM | #12035 |
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Japan must be more crowded than I thought.
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06-08-2016, 08:15 AM | #12036 |
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"Collection."
Obviously they mean his rock music collection. Or his collection of hit Disney musicals. Surely. |
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06-08-2016, 09:26 AM | #12038 |
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Porn videos, Anime, North Korean propaganda...
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06-10-2016, 08:50 AM | #12039 |
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Builder's pick-up truck
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06-10-2016, 09:24 AM | #12040 |
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I've seen worse!
Often, when the vehicle is being driven with the windows down, the accumulated detritus tends to end up on the side of the road. Actually, I think that's been contrived. No self-respecting builder would be without a copy of The Sun* wedged between the windscreen and dashboard top. * A mass circulation tabloid noted for having a somewhat sensationalist approach to its stories and a flexible interpretation of the word 'truth'. The Sun
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06-10-2016, 02:29 PM | #12041 |
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06-10-2016, 02:31 PM | #12042 |
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Makes me remember the first time I turned on the defroster on my bucket truck...Tiny wood chips went everywhere.
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06-10-2016, 05:29 PM | #12044 |
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I just thought the nose was a little slanty for a pick-up.
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06-10-2016, 05:46 PM | #12045 |
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Damn bro...
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