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This is what happens when you pump water out of the aquifer faster than mother nature can replace it.
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09-30-2017, 02:04 PM
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Damn.
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09-30-2017, 02:47 PM
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Pumping it out faster than mother nature replaces it is a breathtaking understatement.
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10-01-2017, 10:51 PM
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Hey Buddy I'll fix that for ya, grab me a beer...
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10-21-2017, 10:28 AM
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WTF?
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10-22-2017, 01:59 PM
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WTF, indeed.
Who wears flip-flops on a motorcycle? 
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10-22-2017, 02:09 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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If you get a flat tire, you just turn it over and ride it to the next garage.
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10-22-2017, 04:37 PM
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Keeps your balls warm in winter then flip it over in summer.
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.  Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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10-24-2017, 04:10 PM
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Wait. Whut? The fuck??
Prince Harry says he's never toasted a marshmallow. And he's never had 'Smores. No, really. On a similar note, if you're a guy (or a lesbian) and haven't watched Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) have her first-ever Reese's Cup (I think it was on Jimmy Fallon) you have got to watch it. I'd give almost anything to be responsible for her making that face. 
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10-24-2017, 05:51 PM
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I can understand that. Untoasted marshmallows are disgusting, so it would have to be peer pressure to get him to toast one. Princes don't have peer pressure, and how often did they have campfires at the Palace.
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Tree trimming by candidates for the nut house.
 I wonder what that ladder weighs?
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Ahem. Testing. Is this thing on? It's working? Okay.
FUCK THAT.
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I thought you'd appreciate that, Grav.
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