What's making you happy today? - Page 82

HungLikeJesus · 02-07-2008, 11:25 AM

That reminds me of a joke.

A woman says to her husband, "Honey, I lost five pounds!"

He replies, "Turn around. I think I found it."

Shawnee123 · 02-07-2008, 11:27 AM

That joke ends with "it was a lovely funeral."

bbro · 02-07-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That joke ends with "it was a lovely funeral."

HA! I think I've heard that joke.

Giant Salamander · 02-08-2008, 12:33 AM

Today I bought two huge, Costco-sized bags of dried/moistish fruit.
Apricots and cranberries.
I will now get back in the groove of being monstrously regular, and boy will I have fun doing it. Apricots make me happy.

monster · 02-08-2008, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Giant Salamander

monstrously regular.

Do you realize quite what this means, now you are a dwellar?

It's not just about pooping on time, you know..... Us monsters have to piss someone off at least once a week, pick on someone in a wheelchair every 6 months, and type like a cat on acid every third day.

DanaC · 02-08-2008, 06:39 AM

Which reminds me *taps desk-calendar and looks at monster meanigfully* ?

LabRat · 02-08-2008, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

That reminds me, I saw a black H2 with an Iowa Hawkeye vanity plate "GR1FF" again this morning. I need to bring my camera with me to catch him some morning and give our Griff some shit. Heh.

GUESS WHAT!!!

I see that stupid thing all the time, but this morning, I had my camera and was able to snap one picture before the batteries croaked on me!!

Shawnee123 · 02-08-2008, 12:22 PM

That's funny. In Ohio, you get yellow plates for DUIs. I don't think they have vanity "party plates" though!

GR1FF!

Clodfobble · 02-08-2008, 03:09 PM

Wow--so, how long after the DUI conviction do you have to keep the yellow plate? That's a very interesting "public stigma" punishment.

Shawnee123 · 02-08-2008, 03:22 PM

It's our very own Scarlet Letter.

I don't know how long they keep them.

Cicero · 02-08-2008, 03:39 PM

I'm not working tomorrow!!! Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!

And it's going to be my valentine's day.

Giant Salamander · 02-08-2008, 11:56 PM

The first part of that last statement would make me happy indeed.

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Originally Posted by monster

Do you realize quite what this means, now you are a dwellar?

It's not just about pooping on time, you know..... Us monsters have to piss someone off at least once a week, pick on someone in a wheelchair every 6 months, and type like a cat on acid every third day.

Perhaps I can skip picking on the paralyzed and stick to my twice-a-week regiment of pissing someone off on the internet...?
Oh, I will.

zippyt · 02-09-2008, 12:01 PM

We got a NEW ROOF !!
We got a NEW ROOF !!

Clodfobble · 02-09-2008, 12:10 PM

Looks good, zip. Did you repaint the shutters, or pick a roof color that matched them?

zippyt · 02-09-2008, 12:39 PM

Thanks

we painted the shutters a few years ago when we got sideing and new Eglass windows , and picked the color of the roof based on that , oh the door is also green ,

Prior planning and all that , sides we likes us some hunter green

02-07-2008, 11:25 AM	#1216
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That reminds me of a joke. A woman says to her husband, "Honey, I lost five pounds!" He replies, "Turn around. I think I found it." __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-08-2008, 12:33 AM	#1219
Giant Salamander Deity of Dogs Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 114	Today I bought two huge, Costco-sized bags of dried/moistish fruit. Apricots and cranberries. I will now get back in the groove of being monstrously regular, and boy will I have fun doing it. Apricots make me happy. __________________ random artstuff

02-08-2008, 03:39 PM	#1226
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm not working tomorrow!!! Ha Ha!!!!!!!!! And it's going to be my valentine's day. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-09-2008, 12:01 PM	#1228
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	We got a NEW ROOF !! We got a NEW ROOF !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-09-2008, 12:39 PM	#1230
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Thanks we painted the shutters a few years ago when we got sideing and new Eglass windows , and picked the color of the roof based on that , oh the door is also green , Prior planning and all that , sides we likes us some hunter green __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-07-2008, 11:27 AM	#1217
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That joke ends with "it was a lovely funeral."

02-08-2008, 06:39 AM	#1221
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Which reminds me taps desk-calendar and looks at monster meanigfully ?

02-08-2008, 12:22 PM	#1223
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's funny. In Ohio, you get yellow plates for DUIs. I don't think they have vanity "party plates" though! GR1FF!

02-08-2008, 03:09 PM	#1224
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Wow--so, how long after the DUI conviction do you have to keep the yellow plate? That's a very interesting "public stigma" punishment.

02-08-2008, 03:22 PM	#1225
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It's our very own Scarlet Letter. I don't know how long they keep them.

02-09-2008, 12:10 PM	#1229
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Looks good, zip. Did you repaint the shutters, or pick a roof color that matched them?

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