There's lumberthing I want to tell you - Page 82

captainhook455 · 11-02-2017, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I dropped my phone and cracked the back. I've been missing a lot of texts people send. I think I fucked up the antenna ... I have Amanda using Facebook IM at this point.

I was just thinking about you on Tuesday. Was too busy at the time to text.

I will have my priest say some humity dumities for you. I think I send my txs on the forum. Nothing else everyone will see I am still breathing.

I saw on another thread that you are going out on the big boat. Be sure to take a size larger pants as the food is excellent.

Be sure to come back with the same woman.

BigV · 11-02-2017, 09:49 PM

Hey tarheel, we're talkin about the big guy with the black shirt, not the big guy with the black coat.

you're welcome.

captainhook455 · 11-03-2017, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Hey tarheel, we're talkin about the big guy with the black shirt, not the big guy with the black coat.

you're welcome.

Oh I thought you were talking about my best friend.

captainhook455 · 11-04-2017, 03:20 PM

So I got up late for a change. We ate breakfast at lunchtime. What a great day. The temps here are running at 80° during the day so I ride my bike every chance I get.

I txd Jim a couple hours ago to see if the cheap fuck got a new phone. He has one of those expen$ive, high dollar, gold plated, been in Barbi Benton's cooter with no insurance phones.

I have a $89 Straightalk phone. It does everything but swim.

Well hopefully Jim and I will ride this spring. This time I will follow him.

lumberjim · 11-04-2017, 06:46 PM

I'll wave when I fly over your house tomorrow morning. Make sure you're looking up so you don't miss it.

captainhook455 · 11-04-2017, 09:54 PM

Ok I will be waiting.

captainhook455 · 11-05-2017, 11:52 AM

The plane came by about 9. He was on the right side of the plane as it was tilted that way.

captainhook455 · 11-23-2017, 09:54 AM

Sooo whats Jim and Amanda doing these days? Went on a cruise did he? My goodness he is spoiling that woman. Lucky gal.

What part of the nicest guy in the world profile did his ex wife not like? Just can't please some women.

Undertoad · 11-23-2017, 10:02 AM

You are entirely correct sir.

lumberjim · 11-23-2017, 10:34 AM

Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, tarheel! and tony and all yall....

I WAS on the right side of the plane!

I hope you guys have a great day today. Don't eat too much. Save room for pie. And make sure you listen to this in its entirety:

Glinda · 11-23-2017, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, tarheel! and tony and all yall....

I WAS on the right side of the plane!

I hope you guys have a great day today. Don't eat too much. Save room for pie. And make sure you listen to this in its entirety:

Thanks for posting this, lumberjim. I always try to listen to Alice's Restaurant at least once every Thanksgiving season.

limey · 11-24-2017, 06:17 PM

You guys have no idea how glad I am to discover that this is a Thing!

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

lumberjim · 11-25-2017, 12:07 AM

I've been telling you for years

lumberjim · 11-25-2017, 11:00 AM

When we were in Costa Maya on that cruise something pretty cool happened.

We had rented Jet Skis. The company had 4 sleds, so only 4 could go out at one time, but there were 5 of us that rented, so we went in two groups. Amanda and I hung back and watched the first group from the beach.

You can almost make out the other 3 people we were with out near the horizon. At one point they went beyond it and we lost sight of them.

When we went, it was just us two and the guide. After about 10 minutes of aimless frolicking in the waves, I saw a dolphin jump in Amanda's wake. And then another. I started trying to get her attention, waving my arm and holding my hand in a blade on top of my head like a fin. When she saw that her eyes bugged, and I realized she probably was thinking SHAAARRRK!!!

but then one jumped in front of her. And one behind me. There had to be 7-10 dolphin playing in the water all around us. I saw a baby or two jump. The bigger ones got between us, and when they started swimming along next to me... always on my left... they would roll on their side, and get up close to the surface and turn me aside from the area the little ones were playing in, I got the hint that they wanted us to steer clear. But they were still having fun racing us and jumping in front of us.

Even the guide was excited to see it. I guess it doesn't happen a lot. Could not have paid money for something like that. And we had decided not to bring cameras along so we could concentrate on the moment. It was the highlight of the trip for both of us, especially so for her. Pretty cool, right?

lumberjim · 11-25-2017, 11:16 AM

AMANDA_____________________________________MELANIE_______________________________________________JANINE

11-02-2017, 09:49 PM	#1217
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Hey tarheel, we're talkin about the big guy with the black shirt, not the big guy with the black coat. you're welcome. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-04-2017, 06:46 PM	#1220
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'll wave when I fly over your house tomorrow morning. Make sure you're looking up so you don't miss it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-23-2017, 10:34 AM	#1225
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, tarheel! and tony and all yall.... I WAS on the right side of the plane! I hope you guys have a great day today. Don't eat too much. Save room for pie. And make sure you listen to this in its entirety: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-24-2017, 06:17 PM	#1227
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	You guys have no idea how glad I am to discover that this is a Thing! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

11-25-2017, 12:07 AM	#1228
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I've been telling you for years __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-04-2017, 03:20 PM	#1219
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	So I got up late for a change. We ate breakfast at lunchtime. What a great day. The temps here are running at 80° during the day so I ride my bike every chance I get. I txd Jim a couple hours ago to see if the cheap fuck got a new phone. He has one of those expen$ive, high dollar, gold plated, been in Barbi Benton's cooter with no insurance phones. I have a $89 Straightalk phone. It does everything but swim. Well hopefully Jim and I will ride this spring. This time I will follow him.

11-04-2017, 09:54 PM	#1221
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Ok I will be waiting.

11-05-2017, 11:52 AM	#1222
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	The plane came by about 9. He was on the right side of the plane as it was tilted that way.

11-23-2017, 09:54 AM	#1223
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Sooo whats Jim and Amanda doing these days? Went on a cruise did he? My goodness he is spoiling that woman. Lucky gal. What part of the nicest guy in the world profile did his ex wife not like? Just can't please some women.

11-23-2017, 10:02 AM	#1224
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You are entirely correct sir.

11-25-2017, 11:00 AM	#1229
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	When we were in Costa Maya on that cruise something pretty cool happened. We had rented Jet Skis. The company had 4 sleds, so only 4 could go out at one time, but there were 5 of us that rented, so we went in two groups. Amanda and I hung back and watched the first group from the beach. You can almost make out the other 3 people we were with out near the horizon. At one point they went beyond it and we lost sight of them. When we went, it was just us two and the guide. After about 10 minutes of aimless frolicking in the waves, I saw a dolphin jump in Amanda's wake. And then another. I started trying to get her attention, waving my arm and holding my hand in a blade on top of my head like a fin. When she saw that her eyes bugged, and I realized she probably was thinking SHAAARRRK!!! but then one jumped in front of her. And one behind me. There had to be 7-10 dolphin playing in the water all around us. I saw a baby or two jump. The bigger ones got between us, and when they started swimming along next to me... always on my left... they would roll on their side, and get up close to the surface and turn me aside from the area the little ones were playing in, I got the hint that they wanted us to steer clear. But they were still having fun racing us and jumping in front of us. Even the guide was excited to see it. I guess it doesn't happen a lot. Could not have paid money for something like that. And we had decided not to bring cameras along so we could concentrate on the moment. It was the highlight of the trip for both of us, especially so for her. Pretty cool, right? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-25-2017, 11:16 AM	#1230
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	AMANDA_____________________________________MELANIE_______________________________________________JANINE __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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