The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 825

glatt · 01-08-2018, 04:15 PM

I was thinking about all that brass and then saw it about 2 seconds later.

BigV · 01-08-2018, 10:35 PM

Nobody needs that many tracer rounds?

"Tracer rounds point both ways"

Gravdigr · 01-09-2018, 05:39 PM

Wtf, man?

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xoxoxoBruce · 01-09-2018, 07:57 PM

Sick bastard...

Gravdigr · 01-09-2018, 11:48 PM

Have ya ever seen monkeys dressed as cowboys riding border collies herding sheep?

Sick bastard? Sick genius.

Gravdigr · 01-09-2018, 11:51 PM

Also, for some reason (alcohol/weed/insert adulterant here) I'm finding it funny that the rider (in the drawering) is also muzzled.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-10-2018, 12:14 AM

Maybe this plus not paying jockey union scale.

JuancoRocks · 01-10-2018, 03:40 PM

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How long did it take ya to see what's wrong there?

"Front Toward Enemy" as in Claymores.......

lumberjim · 01-10-2018, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yeah, black & white, butbutbut if she could ~~pick~~ sniff out the exact shade of gray...

There's like 50 though...

Gravdigr · 01-11-2018, 01:57 PM

I see what you did there.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-12-2018, 09:43 PM

Good 'ol Faux News...

Gravdigr · 02-01-2018, 04:10 PM

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Gravdigr · 02-04-2018, 02:44 PM

Here is Wikipedia's Today's Featured Picture:

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On which I call complete and utter horseshit. Look. At. The. Volume. Of. Liquid. I didn't expel that much liquid the last time I puked. Was the guy doing a kegstand when he sneezed, or what? An elephant with sinusitis would not expel that much gunk.

Now, I've been sneezed on by complete strangers, but, if that load lands on me, THAT sneezer will be removed from the gene pool.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2018, 09:45 PM

Michigan...

glatt · 02-06-2018, 08:31 AM

"Three square meals a day." Who still describes a meal as being square? What is this, 1950? Does that saying come from the 4 food groups? That's a way of thinking about foods we haven't used in decades.

I got a tour of our local jail a few years ago and saw the lunch that was being prepared. It did not look yummy or nearly enough to feed me. A dismal looking hot dog without a bun, a slice of crappy white wonder style bread, a big scoop of canned baked beans, and I think one of the plastic half cups of orange juice with the foil lid. Nothing green. No vegetables. No fruit.

01-08-2018, 10:35 PM	#12362
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01-09-2018, 05:39 PM	#12363
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wtf, man? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-09-2018, 07:57 PM	#12364
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sick bastard... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-09-2018, 11:48 PM	#12365
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Have ya ever seen monkeys dressed as cowboys riding border collies herding sheep? Sick bastard? Sick genius. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-09-2018, 11:51 PM	#12366
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Also, for some reason (alcohol/weed/insert adulterant here) I'm finding it funny that the rider (in the drawering) is also muzzled. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-08-2018, 04:15 PM	#12361
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I was thinking about all that brass and then saw it about 2 seconds later.

01-10-2018, 12:14 AM	#12367
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe this plus not paying jockey union scale. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-11-2018, 01:57 PM	#12370
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I see what you did there. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-12-2018, 09:43 PM	#12371
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Good 'ol Faux News... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-01-2018, 04:10 PM	#12372
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-04-2018, 02:44 PM	#12373
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Gesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuundheit. Here is Wikipedia's Today's Featured Picture: On which I call complete and utter horseshit. Look. At. The. Volume. Of. Liquid. I didn't expel that much liquid the last time I puked. Was the guy doing a kegstand when he sneezed, or what? An elephant with sinusitis would not expel that much gunk. Now, I've been sneezed on by complete strangers, but, if that load lands on me, THAT sneezer will be removed from the gene pool. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-05-2018, 09:45 PM	#12374
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Michigan... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-06-2018, 08:31 AM	#12375
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	"Three square meals a day." Who still describes a meal as being square? What is this, 1950? Does that saying come from the 4 food groups? That's a way of thinking about foods we haven't used in decades. I got a tour of our local jail a few years ago and saw the lunch that was being prepared. It did not look yummy or nearly enough to feed me. A dismal looking hot dog without a bun, a slice of crappy white wonder style bread, a big scoop of canned baked beans, and I think one of the plastic half cups of orange juice with the foil lid. Nothing green. No vegetables. No fruit.

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