The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 828

xoxoxoBruce · 03-01-2018, 08:23 AM

Ahh, but was it an assault car?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-04-2018, 12:39 AM

This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.

Carruthers · 03-04-2018, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.

The sign of real decadence is having staff to peel one's grapes.

JuancoRocks · 03-04-2018, 04:25 AM

Take it from Marlon himself, "I won't touch an egg unless Joe Flynn has been touching it first" Ewwwwwww

Personal egg tank and personal docent?

JR

Glinda · 03-04-2018, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.

I ... I just ...

I have no words.

Gravdigr · 03-05-2018, 03:44 PM

Eggs on tap.

What could go wrong?

Happy Monkey · 03-05-2018, 04:30 PM

If you were careful breaking shells, and maintaining temperature, could you get something like an amphibian egg cluster, but full of chicks?

(not in this contraption, which comes pre-scrambled, but in general).

xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2018, 04:47 PM

I don't think they're pre-scrambled, one of the settings is whole.

Happy Monkey · 03-05-2018, 05:07 PM

I looked for a better resolution picture, and found one. Alas, it seems it is fake.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2018, 05:17 PM

Ah, so Flynn was murdered by a group of nefarious thugs wanting build his egg dispenser with child labor offshore.

Gravdigr · 03-06-2018, 03:49 PM

So you're saying that people who don't like eggs should be set on fire?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-06-2018, 03:51 PM

At least scrambled and fried.

Gravdigr · 03-06-2018, 03:53 PM

Well, I'm about to go to work on that getting fried bit.

Gravdigr · 03-06-2018, 04:19 PM

Go home Japan, you're drunk.

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Elspode · 03-06-2018, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.

Screw the decadence. I want someone to explain to me how Old Leadbottom got into the egg business.

03-01-2018, 08:23 AM	#12406
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ahh, but was it an assault car? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-04-2018, 12:39 AM	#12407
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This must be the zenith of LA decadence. I just can't get my head around it. Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-04-2018, 04:25 AM	#12409
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	Take it from Marlon himself, "I won't touch an egg unless Joe Flynn has been touching it first" Ewwwwwww Personal egg tank and personal docent? JR __________________ "That's just like your opinion man"

03-05-2018, 03:44 PM	#12411
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Eggs on tap. What could go wrong? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-05-2018, 04:30 PM	#12412
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	If you were careful breaking shells, and maintaining temperature, could you get something like an amphibian egg cluster, but full of chicks? (not in this contraption, which comes pre-scrambled, but in general). __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-05-2018, 04:47 PM	#12413
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't think they're pre-scrambled, one of the settings is whole. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-05-2018, 05:07 PM	#12414
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I looked for a better resolution picture, and found one. Alas, it seems it is fake. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-05-2018, 05:17 PM	#12415
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ah, so Flynn was murdered by a group of nefarious thugs wanting build his egg dispenser with child labor offshore. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-06-2018, 03:49 PM	#12416
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So you're saying that people who don't like eggs should be set on fire? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-06-2018, 03:51 PM	#12417
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	At least scrambled and fried. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-06-2018, 03:53 PM	#12418
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, I'm about to go to work on that getting fried bit. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-06-2018, 04:19 PM	#12419
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Go home Japan, you're drunk. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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