01-04-2019, 02:28 AM | #12496 |
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Who are they trying to scare, burglars, kids, rodents?
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01-04-2019, 02:14 PM | #12497 |
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Me?
Li'l creepy.
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01-06-2019, 01:31 AM | #12498 |
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Sometimes everyone seems to be having a bad day...
And some days it's just you.
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01-06-2019, 09:01 AM | #12499 |
still says videotape
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Maybe these light weight car designs are not all that.
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01-06-2019, 01:52 PM | #12500 |
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I very narrowly dodged a full sheet of plywood that flew off an oncoming pickup truck a few years ago.
Drove right under it. It turned into toothpicks between me and the car behind me. They took the ditch, but kept on going. The truck never knew it happened, til he got home, I guess.
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01-07-2019, 01:29 PM | #12501 |
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or noticed and didn't want to get involved - I worked for a small scaffolding company and they told me if a piece falls off on the road, keep driving. Never did happen though...
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01-09-2019, 06:22 PM | #12502 |
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The Chinese seem to be sort on fact checkers as well as proofreaders...
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01-10-2019, 09:24 PM | #12503 | |
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Quote:
no extra charge for the irony
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01-10-2019, 11:39 PM | #12504 |
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Thank you, spell check is not to be trusted when I spell the wrong word right. Nine times out of ten it changes they, them, and then to the, for some reason.
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01-11-2019, 11:37 AM | #12505 |
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I laugh when Firefox tells me I'm spelling something wrong and I right-click to see what they think I mean. Quite often it's nowhere near what I was trying to spell.
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01-20-2019, 02:47 PM | #12506 | |
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Looking for an extension for Chrome... I don't think I'll be using this one:
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01-21-2019, 02:39 PM | #12507 | |
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Most fucked up carnival ride evah:
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01-22-2019, 01:16 AM | #12508 |
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Just good 'ol frogs
Never meaning no harm Beats all you never saw Dry humping them snakes Since the day they was born
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01-22-2019, 01:32 AM | #12509 |
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A guy I know in San Diego sitting in traffic not moving...
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01-22-2019, 08:22 AM | #12510 |
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[QUOTE... sitting in traffic not moving...[/quote]
Could be it was reading traffic going the other way? |
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