What might be making you a tad apprehensive, but might not, as it's too soon to tell - Page 84

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2019, 06:00 AM

You may be naked but you're home safe.

fargon · 02-05-2019, 08:07 AM

Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal.

Glinda · 02-05-2019, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You may be naked but you're home safe.

Yabbut, this happened last night . . .

Brrrrr!

fargon · 02-05-2019, 10:18 AM

A shock to the system. Welcome Home!!!

Gravdigr · 02-05-2019, 10:28 AM

So...Is it good to be back?

Glinda · 02-05-2019, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by fargon

Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal.

No shit! Travel is such an effed-up thing these days. I dunno, maybe I'm just cursed.

BTW, the nice people at JetBlue tell me that I may have my luggage back on Friday.

Glinda · 02-05-2019, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

So...Is it good to be back?

Yes it is, even with the sub-freezing weather and no clean undies.

The good news is, I've got plenty of food, cigs, weed, and booze, so I don't have to leave the house for at least two days (snow should be gone by then).

Gravdigr · 02-05-2019, 10:43 AM

Customer: "When will my car be done?"

Mechanic: "It'll be done Friday."

Customer, walking away: "Okay."

Mechanic, under his breath: "Not this Friday. Some Friday. Sometime."

limey · 02-05-2019, 04:01 PM

I’ve got too much to do before final departure on Saturday but have been felled by an asthma attack but have been given the good drugs that, when they kick in, make you feel superhuman by the kind doc.
Will they kick in in time

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2019, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

I dunno, maybe I'm just cursed.

I don't know if you're cursed but I'll bet anyone holding you up is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

Will they kick in in time

Carefully crafted concrete split second plans are just suggestions.

Gravdigr · 02-06-2019, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

...and no clean undies.

What better excuse to run around the house nekkid?

Ya know the difference between naked and nekkid, don't ya?

Naked = ya ain't got no clothes on;

Nekkid = ya ain't got no clothes on and yer up to something.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-18-2019, 12:52 AM

I received a gift from China that had this really small warranty card, with fuzzy printing and even fuzzier grammar, attached.
After reading it eleventy-nine times I think it says give us your email so we can spam the hell out of you.
Then if you have a problem with this item just buy another one and we'll give you some sort of coupon for something or other.

Clodfobble · 02-18-2019, 10:35 AM

You've got to appreciate the irony of sending a tiny, hard-to-read card with the purchase of a magnifier...

Griff · 02-18-2019, 10:57 AM

You've been trolled.

BigV · 02-18-2019, 10:02 PM

"If you can read this, your complaint is invalid"

"If you can't read this, it's not our problem"

02-05-2019, 06:00 AM	#1246
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02-05-2019, 08:07 AM	#1247
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-05-2019, 10:18 AM	#1249
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	A shock to the system. Welcome Home!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-05-2019, 10:28 AM	#1250
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02-05-2019, 10:43 AM	#1253
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Customer: "When will my car be done?" Mechanic: "It'll be done Friday." Customer, walking away: "Okay." Mechanic, under his breath: "Not this Friday. Some Friday. Sometime." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-05-2019, 04:01 PM	#1254
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I’ve got too much to do before final departure on Saturday but have been felled by an asthma attack but have been given the good drugs that, when they kick in, make you feel superhuman by the kind doc. Will they kick in in time Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

02-18-2019, 12:52 AM	#1257
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I received a gift from China that had this really small warranty card, with fuzzy printing and even fuzzier grammar, attached. After reading it eleventy-nine times I think it says give us your email so we can spam the hell out of you. Then if you have a problem with this item just buy another one and we'll give you some sort of coupon for something or other. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-18-2019, 10:35 AM	#1258
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02-18-2019, 10:57 AM	#1259
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02-18-2019, 10:02 PM	#1260
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