08-29-2019, 09:49 AM | #12646 |
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I had a friend who liked his cat, but not the footprints on the hood of his truck. He wired a motorcycle battery to the hood. In a short time the cat decided not to jump on the hood anymore.
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08-29-2019, 05:21 PM | #12647 |
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Water works just as well. Spray 'em, spritz 'em, soak 'em w/a hose, or just throw a cup of water at them.
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08-29-2019, 06:17 PM | #12648 |
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Works like a charm.
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08-30-2019, 12:51 AM | #12649 |
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No, it makes water spots on the truck plus they'll be back as soon as your back is turned. You don't have to damage them to make a bigger impression.
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08-31-2019, 01:27 AM | #12650 |
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Mermaids have a crotch? I didn't know that.
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08-31-2019, 04:30 AM | #12651 |
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I bet it's slippery in there
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08-31-2019, 11:54 AM | #12652 |
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I once had a girlfriend who was a mermaid.
The relationship was doomed to fail. Well, she wanted to remain halibut.
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08-31-2019, 01:50 PM | #12653 |
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08-31-2019, 01:56 PM | #12654 |
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I once knew a mermaid named Tish
Who had one tail more than a fish After tries and fails To get twixt those tails It is still my most fervent wish ~Gravdigr
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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09-01-2019, 12:48 AM | #12656 |
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Never heard of a Melusine, but then I don't drink coffee. I didn't know you are left handed either.
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09-01-2019, 01:56 PM | #12658 |
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Crazy Ivan
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Other photos in your flickr link, desk has mouse on left side of keyboard.
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