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I hear them call the tide
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The Un-Tuckian
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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lol. I have a feeling the Feds are not liking their return....
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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President Trump pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey.
It's rumored that the Rear Admiral (2 stars) commanding the Navy SEALs wants to board the turkey before Thanksgiving; because, he wants it kicked off the turkey farm and stripped of its feathers even though it was already planned for the turkey to go into retirement. Despite the Presidential pardon, the Rear Admiral wants the turkey on the table. The Secretary of Agriculture, who oversees poultry, is believed to have tried make a deal with the President which would allow the Thanksgiving turkey to be boarded; but, taken off the table and retired with all of its feathers while the alternate Thanksgiving turkey took its place. The Agriculture Secretary did not; however, apprise the Admiral (4 stars) who is Acting Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration which oversees sea food and who had no comment regarding SEALs. The Agriculture Secretary is expected to be fired this weekend. |
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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That one it didn't write itself or just roll off the tongue, you had to work for one.
Thanks.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Just a tempest in a stewpot, nothing to see here.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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w00t! The Fed return is in! I did it! I did it!
I also learned -as the boys did their FAFSAs this weekend- that I put my ss wrong on the state return -I transposed two digits. Didn't seem to bother them, though.... they still gave me my money back :/ this is what happens when you do it manually without a second pair of eyes. get your mind out of the gutter. yes, you.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Rock on!
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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Good Girl monster.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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Weaponized Funk
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Arizona
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Sometimes Jeremy Corbyn looks almost like he's alive. It's kinda creepy.
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Finagle's Law takes no prisoners. |
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Sitting in the waiting area at the gas station. My 24 year old car is next in line for safety inspection and emissions test.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Did you pass?
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Yes! They came with my car and I jumped in a drove away instead of updating you all.
And then I fixed my dome light that hadn't worked for a year or so on the door setting. I spent like 2 hours cleaning contacts and checking continuity and voltage and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. Finally a Google search told me that I needed to fix a loose rivet, so that's when I noticed a loose rivet was actually the problem. An awkward maneuver consisting of a center punch in a vise and holding the dome light over the punch while holding a nail set with the same hand and whacking it with a hammer with the other hand fixed it perfectly. Replaced the old dim bulb with a bright LED and it's better than new. |
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Heh, get away quick before they change their mind.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Exactly!
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