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Look what I did to my foot!
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Owwwwww! What happened?
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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You probably understand exactly how pissed off I was when it wouldn't run under XP. I miss that game.
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Caught my pinky toe on the edge of a bookcase. There was a very audible crack when it happened. I'm pretty sure I broke it, but it's not like they can put a cast on a toe, I just have to be nice to it until it heals.
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#125 |
lobber of scimitars
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If you're going to kick someone's ass, don't lead with the toes because you just force them back into the fleshly part of your foot. Always try to get more contact with the surface area on the top of your foot.
Buddy tape the pinky toe to the one next to it. Then go to the ER and get X-rays. You could have dislocated it, too.
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ow!
yeah, broken toes are a bitch, 'cause there's not much you can do. owie!
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First aid for broken toe:
Don't do it again.
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You spilled watercolor on it?
![]() That's nothing to laugh about. Ouch. Better go ahead to the doc and get some meds. Its gonna start smarting real soon. No, I mean really smarting.
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I hear them call the tide
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I'm kinda panicky.
I have a few symptoms of being up the duff but I'm about 100% positive I cant be. |
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#131 |
still says videotape
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"about" Dangerous word.
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The army dude, wasn't it?
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I need an Aussie/American dictionary. Does "up the duff" mean what I think it means? Are congratulations in order?
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It means what you think it does, but her being "panicky" probably means a celebration isn't forefront in her mind.
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I had the pleasure of speaking to my grandson this morning and wishing him Happy 8 years old. I asked him if he had opened his presents yet, and he informed me, in a doleful voice, "No, we have to open them as a family." Funny, because I can just hear him being told that. Over and over and over . . .
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