What's perplexing you today? - Page 9

monster · 05-26-2010, 10:14 PM

go ahead then.... you can't expect to collect if you don't send an invoice....

TheMercenary · 05-26-2010, 10:16 PM

"pay us what you owe us..... "

Define this and I will.

monster · 05-26-2010, 10:28 PM

Rly? You're seriously not going to wade in and tell me what I shoudl be doing and how? I find that hard to believe.

You owe the world your soul for fast food and all it's metastacized nasties.
You owe the world your soul for creating the market for goods made in child sweatshops
You owe the world your soul for George Bush. And that's a big one.
You owe Vietnam and the Koreas a new world and a new beginning. That one might not involve soul as much as Seoul, maybe start there.....

I don't want to overwhelm you, I'll send the next invoice when you've worked out how to deal with that shit.

TheMercenary · 05-26-2010, 10:40 PM

let's see

France

D-Day

The fact that all the people in the UK do not have to speak German

all the Chinese do not have to speak Japanese

let me count the ways...

Aliantha · 05-26-2010, 10:45 PM

Seriously? You're going to have an argument about who owes who what?

OK, here's some fuel for the fire (because apparently that's what I'm good at).

One word.

Imperialism!

TheMercenary · 05-26-2010, 10:48 PM

Fuck Imperialism. I am a fan of Isolationism. The sooner we say fuck you to the rest of the world the sooner we can get our house in order...

Aliantha · 05-26-2010, 10:51 PM

Well you'll have to stop practicing imperialism first.

monster · 05-26-2010, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

let's see

France

D-Day

The fact that all the people in the UK do not have to speak German

all the Chinese do not have to speak Japanese

let me count the ways...

you dream.

you do know only American history books tell it this way, right?

Undertoad · 05-26-2010, 11:18 PM

You will sing in our accent and you will like it.

HungLikeJesus · 05-26-2010, 11:32 PM

History is written by winners, baby.

TheDaVinciChode · 05-27-2010, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

dream on, honey. Welcome to OldFartLand.

Wrong again. It's just that the three word songs didn't survive as well. (Da Da Da, anyone?) This parody should give you an idea that there was lyrical crap around before you were born, sonny....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

These boots were made for walkin'
That's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you.

Yes, that is lyrical genius right there.

Minority vs Majority.

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As for the America vs Everyone else rant... Is there even a point? The only people who believe America to be great, to be saviours of the world... are flag-waving, fact-ignorant Americans.

Everyone else laughs at the lack of actual fact in American history books... and the arrogance portrayed by Americans who have no clue.

(Bad day, so I'm leaving this short but sweet.)

monster · 05-27-2010, 07:37 AM

Sorry, guys, sometimes I forget to ignore some stuff.

Shawnee123 · 05-27-2010, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Rly? You're seriously not going to wade in and tell me what I shoudl be doing and how? I find that hard to believe.

You owe the world your soul for fast food and all it's metastacized nasties.
You owe the world your soul for creating the market for goods made in child sweatshops
You owe the world your soul for George Bush. And that's a big one.
You owe Vietnam and the Koreas a new world and a new beginning. That one might not involve soul as much as Seoul, maybe start there.....

I don't want to overwhelm you, I'll send the next invoice when you've worked out how to deal with that shit.

Can I set up a payment plan? I'm not disputing the charges.

HungLikeJesus · 05-27-2010, 08:41 AM

The Shawnees have claims too.

Shawnee123 · 05-27-2010, 08:50 AM

Yeah, but we're a forgiving people.

I can forgive just about anything except people continuing to be a piece of whack.

Sincerely,

Earth Child

05-26-2010, 10:14 PM	#121
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	go ahead then.... you can't expect to collect if you don't send an invoice.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-26-2010, 10:28 PM	#123
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Rly? You're seriously not going to wade in and tell me what I shoudl be doing and how? I find that hard to believe. You owe the world your soul for fast food and all it's metastacized nasties. You owe the world your soul for creating the market for goods made in child sweatshops You owe the world your soul for George Bush. And that's a big one. You owe Vietnam and the Koreas a new world and a new beginning. That one might not involve soul as much as Seoul, maybe start there..... I don't want to overwhelm you, I'll send the next invoice when you've worked out how to deal with that shit. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-26-2010, 10:45 PM	#125
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Seriously? You're going to have an argument about who owes who what? OK, here's some fuel for the fire (because apparently that's what I'm good at). One word. Imperialism! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-26-2010, 10:51 PM	#127
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well you'll have to stop practicing imperialism first. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-26-2010, 11:32 PM	#130
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	History is written by winners, baby. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-26-2010, 10:16 PM	#122
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	"pay us what you owe us..... " Define this and I will.

05-26-2010, 10:40 PM	#124
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	let's see France D-Day The fact that all the people in the UK do not have to speak German all the Chinese do not have to speak Japanese let me count the ways...

05-26-2010, 10:48 PM	#126
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Fuck Imperialism. I am a fan of Isolationism. The sooner we say fuck you to the rest of the world the sooner we can get our house in order...

05-26-2010, 11:18 PM	#129
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You will sing in our accent and you will like it.

05-27-2010, 07:37 AM	#132
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Sorry, guys, sometimes I forget to ignore some stuff. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-27-2010, 08:41 AM	#134
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The Shawnees have claims too. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-27-2010, 08:50 AM	#135
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yeah, but we're a forgiving people. I can forgive just about anything except people continuing to be a piece of whack. Sincerely, Earth Child __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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