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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Bike accident saves life!
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=14786306
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Oh and I had an acquantance who had a sporting injury which revealed a rare/unusual bone cancer. He felt fine. He died within a year as a result of the aggressive chemotherapy and subsequent weak immune system, not the goddamn cancer.
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Ya gotta love this:
TOPEKA, Kan. -- Police in Topeka, Kan., say one holdup suspect's unique outfit made it easy enough to find her - because she showed up hours later wearing the same clothes to watch the city's St. Patrick's Day Parade. Radio station WIBW-AM reports the 26-year-old woman was taken into custody Thursday afternoon after an officer spotted her watching the parade along a downtown street. Authorities believe she entered a convenience store around 3:30 that morning holding a screwdriver and demanding money from a clerk. Surveillance tape showed her leaving the store in a bright blue warm-up suit with a broad yellow stripe - the same attire the officer noticed along the parade route hours later.
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Cavity search produces over 50 bags of heroin, say police
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#1356 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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I hope she said "keep the change."
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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And if they had found the car keys, they could have driven out.
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Yay Scranton!
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Chicago suburbs
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So everyone gets to eat the bride before the groom does?
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Well the groom's name is Innocent....
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The cake took 5 weeks to make -how stale is that going to be?
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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The bride doesn't look too happy, and the groom's left arm is like 6 feet long to reach around her waist like that.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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Hideous!
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