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There's way too much going on with that sandwich. Blech ptooey.
Too much goo. Cheese. Mustard. Ketchup. That is ALL that belongs on a burger, even a subpar burger like Le Big Mac. |
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Mayo? MAYO? MAYO?
The grossest substance ever invented. Besides tartar sauce. Mayo. Puh. MIght as well spooge on your sandwich. |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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WTF?
7 Italian scientists and experts to be tried for manslaughter for not predicting deadly 2009 Italian earthquake. If I were a seismologist in Italy right now, I'd change careers. Or move. Fuck 'em. |
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Professor
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#1416 |
Nearly done.
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Teetering on the edge.
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Manslaughter is a little different in Italy - any fan of motorsport will tell you that.
There is, pretty much, no such thing as an 'accidental' death in Italy - somone can always be found responsible in some small way and they are often convicted of manslaughter. It doesn't mean they're going to jail for twenty years. When Ayrton Senna was killed at Imola in 1994 just about everyone faced that charge - the race organisers, the officials, the circuit owners, his team principle, his engineers, the designer of the car etc. In the end, from memory, only the head of the car design department was convicted and he received no punishment whatsoever. |
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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LMFAO
I have not verified this but some of it is so funny if its not real who cares "La Trene" LMAO
> Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials. > > "Something just went wrong,"said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanting to use leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it. ergo, they should stop." > > According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began. > > "They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!" > > Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads." > > Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations. > > "That's preposterous,"said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome." > > When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake,"assured the organizer.
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Radical Centrist
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Back in 10
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Of course I knew it probably was not true I mean what biker is going to say, "That's Preposterous!"
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Independence Police Shoot At Concrete Alligator
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Spirit of Lorena Bobbitt alive and well...in Bangladesh?
lucky you - its a two-fer ...
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Local yokels.
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Or President!
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