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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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I got you babe.....
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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Mildly irritating:
Sonny smacked that tree quite some time ago and Cher still hasn't called me. Bitch. Always knew I couldn't count on her.
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#1428 |
Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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Bank of America. Friggin' loser bankers.
P'tui! I spit on your soul!
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#1429 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Mildly concerning me:
I have a moderate allergy to bee stings. I carry an adrenaline inhaler to treat bronchospasm. It is out of date (I hadn't worried too much, because a doc had told me the stuff is pretty stable) so I went to a chemist to ask about getting a new one. They don't make them anymore. I did some research as to why. The manufacturers had cut the shelf life from 3 years to 18 months, but found they couldn't even guarantee that, so pulled the product. In 1997. Mine says "exp Aug 97". Ah. Seems I have been carrying a placebo around for about a decade. Hmm. The good thing is I also carry ventolin for mild asthma, which also treats bronchospasm, so I have a back up. But I might have to look at getting an Epi-pen.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#1430 |
Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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Do it. Now that you know the danger, you're that much more in danger.
Wait, did that make any sense??
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#1431 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Err, no.
First step will be getting some ventolin which is not expired too.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#1432 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
Posts: 4,968
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Cellar trivia - Did a google search of "spit on your soul". Cellar was number four with a different post. Pie's post was on the second page.
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#1433 |
is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
Posts: 1,510
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Epi-pen, yes. Never leave home without mine. And the older I get the stronger my reactions to the nasty little buggers get, so get it now. (trip to the hospital in anyphalactic shock=no fun.)
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#1434 |
Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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I quoted it in the spirit of that previous post. Some things are hallowed by the passage of time. :p
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#1435 |
maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,162
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i smoke
i've smoked with great dedication for YEARS there are times when smoking a tobacco cigarette has been the only god damned thing to keep me going i like smoking this -- to some -- is a deplorable position to take conventional wisdom, with all the dire warnings of health risks and whatnot, would have the average schmo steer far clear of cigarettes to each his own in my case: i like to smoke now: about two weeks ago i quit cold turkey i did so because the price of a pack is going through the roof here, today, in the asshole of the nation (louisiana) the average price for my brand (marlboro red in the short box) is 'bout $4.15...this is up about 40 cents from what it was a couple or three weeks ago my 'quit' was prompted by the price increase which -- according to my research -- has its roots in the cigarette companies looking to off-set the dollar increase slated to go in effect, nation-wide, april 1, 09 so: i quit -- in a manner of speaking -- in a huff it was easy: the first 72 hours, as the nicotine left my system, i had few craving and those i did suffer were relatively mild this is surprising since i've smoked a pack to two packs daily for over 20 years and even now: the urges are mild but -- in the cool analysis of the moment (nicotine-free) -- i'm going back to smoking why? because i miss it...i miss the cluster of behaviors that go along with smoking...i miss the scent of it...i miss holding fire between my fingers...i miss sitting on my stoop at 2 in the morning, surrounded by darkness, with only a burning cigarette as company i like to smoke i'm going back to smoking because of the way it -- smoking -- is intimately intertwined with my living...for example: i write, i research, i broadcast as writer: the act is part and parcel of the smoke...i do the two things together as researcher: the act is part and parcel of the smoke...i do the two things together as broadcaster: my program is called 'coffee and cigarettes with henry quirk'…'nuff said now: some of you (rabid, anti-pleasure, ratbastards, all) will point your bony fingers at me and crow, 'addict! you're fucking addict!' no doubt of that i, in my defense, say my addiction to this particular vice is on par with your 'addiction' to food that is, we can generate two lists: 'needs' and 'wants…while cigarettes may fall into the sphere of 'want' for a great many, for me the cigarette is a 'need', as fundamental to my day-to-day living as air, water, and food my ire, my irritation, is this... with myself: for allowing economics to intrude into a sacred, regular, event with an industry: for allowing the anti-folk to bulldog them, the manufacturers, into a corner with a government (comprised of power hungry sons and daughters of bitches): for over-stepping and presuming/assuming a right to dictate my manner of living or dying with a culture: for stagnating and stultifying into 'the only good life is a safe life' not more than 30 minutes ago: i smoked my first cigarette since march 12, 09, and, my god, my god, IT WAS GOOD! if i quit again, when i quit again: it'll be because of a reason idiosyncratic to 'me'...certainly not because of reasons vomited up on me by the well-intentioned or agenda-ridden certainly: the almighty dollar will not play a role in my choice there...i'm done... --henry
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#1436 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Tobacco is a dirty weed
I like it It satisfies no normal need I like it It makes you thin it makes you lean It takes the hair right off your bean It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen I like it. (My Gramps' cigarette wall holder thingy.)
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#1437 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
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Smoking will almost certainly shorten your life by years.
If that's what you knowingly chose, then who am I to intervene? Enjoy your life. |
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#1438 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
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I hate cigarettes, but that was a great rant Henry. Well done.
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#1439 |
maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,162
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HA!
just found this... "I do not really care whether anyone smokes or not." "I do so myself in phases, and then give up - not for health reasons, but simply to remind myself that I can." ...i think this will be my new rationale ---- Tobacco is a dirty weed I like it (((yummy))) It satisfies no normal need I like it (((it is burning happiness))) It makes you thin it makes you lean (((five, eight...145 pounds))) It takes the hair right off your bean (((i am a slick-bald gargoyle))) It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen I like it (((huzzah!)))
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#1440 |
maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow
Join Date: Jan 2009
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glatt and the merc: two great and tolerant souls!
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