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03-11-2016, 08:36 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Went to the bank today where a cheerful, twenty-something teller making small talk asked if I have any special plans for the weekend with some St. Patrick's Day celebrations going on. I said "No, I was going to go to Gallifrey; but, my TARDIS is in the shop for repairs." She very sincerely replied "Oh, I hope it gets fixed soon." *clueless*
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03-11-2016, 10:04 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Maybe she has a college degree.
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03-11-2016, 10:21 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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In Communications.
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05-25-2016, 09:03 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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I'm currently using a carrot stick as a spoon to eat raspberry jelly out of a bowl for dinner.
Okay, what actually happened is I'm at a fancy hotel for a big autism conference, and they've locked out all the grocery delivery services from the area because they're greedy fancy-hotel dickfaces, and they don't have much on the room service menu that I can eat. I ordered the hummus platter and the charcuterie board, except the hummus is gross, and the crostini is out as a dipping tool (and even if it weren't, they only gave me four, how is someone supposed to put that much pate and jelly on four damn crackers?) So I am using the carrots from the hummus platter to eat the jelly from the charcuterie board. Perhaps I will use the celery for the pate. But they gave me a monster amount of cheese, so I'm not complaining overall. |
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05-26-2016, 12:32 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Don't leave home without it.
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05-27-2016, 04:06 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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05-27-2016, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Monster muenster?
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05-27-2016, 04:19 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Was she at the conference, too?
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05-27-2016, 11:37 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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yeah but I didn't get a room, so I emptied a couple of boxes of books I found in a warehouse and made a little temporary dwelling out of them....
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05-28-2016, 06:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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LOL
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05-28-2016, 06:57 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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What glatt said.
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05-28-2016, 08:21 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Ha!
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05-31-2016, 11:28 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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jfc..
just sat down at a *computer* for the first time in forever to see what's happening down here in teh cellar... 186 unread threads. wow.
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06-02-2016, 04:59 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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My eight-year-old daughter's toes are as long as mine.
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06-02-2016, 05:29 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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and less webbed, you freak.
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