06-02-2016, 06:02 PM | #1441 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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I know, right? My brother's second and third toe go all the way to the top. I discovered this as a child when I accidentally slammed his foot in the door, and went to inspect the injury and thought I had fused them together with the impact.
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06-02-2016, 06:05 PM | #1442 |
I can hear my ears
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it's pretty common.
you're still a freak though because you abhor facial hair.
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06-05-2016, 06:49 PM | #1443 |
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puppies always seem to grow *into* their big ol' puppy paws
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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Automated financial news.
Background: Plum Creek was bought by Weyerhauser, and its stock no longer exists, leading to this useful stock tip: Quote:
But what's the final verdict? Quote:
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06-19-2016, 12:47 AM | #1445 | |
The future is unwritten
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There's good news tonight... for all you blind people reading this, word comes from pornhub they are writing and recording descriptive sound tracks for their more popular video porn.
I'm picturing Mystery Science Theater here. Huffington says... Quote:
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06-19-2016, 01:45 PM | #1446 |
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He shoots! He scores!!!
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06-21-2016, 02:23 PM | #1448 |
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The guy who says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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06-24-2016, 09:52 PM | #1449 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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Just saw the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile followed by a Planters Peanutmobile on my commute home.
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06-25-2016, 01:41 AM | #1450 |
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This guy is annoyed they arrested him. He said the cops usually just give him a ticket he can mail in with a little money, and shoo him away.
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07-29-2016, 04:50 AM | #1451 |
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Look what my cat had done today...try and tell me that last line will ever stop being funny.
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07-29-2016, 10:41 AM | #1452 |
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OK for you but what did they do for the cat?
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07-29-2016, 10:43 AM | #1453 |
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What was funny/worse, the vet felt a need to explain the process. |
07-29-2016, 10:56 AM | #1454 |
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No no, what's funny is "complimentary" doesn't mean "gratis", it means the vet's assistants stand around and give compliments during the process.
"Your anus is so pleasant! You're doing a great job keeping it tidy" |
07-29-2016, 01:55 PM | #1455 |
To shreds, you say?
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Really didn't need to click on this thread today.
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