Be a post whore! - Page 99

monster · 09-15-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I think the customer I just helped was a drunk Indian woman. She told me "This office smells really bad, what should I do?" ....I'm computer support.

remove dead fish from hard drive left by last laid-off employee

Cloud · 09-16-2009, 06:16 PM

all my boards seem a bit slow today. Guess people are actually --gasp--working!

Sundae · 09-18-2009, 02:33 PM

Part of the Treating Mum series. Yes, I know showing love with food is stereotypical, but I learned it from her

Moules Marinaire for dinner with locally baked bread and oven chips.
A glass of white wine for her, fizzy water for me. I cooked and Dads and I did the washing up /clearing away. It was a treat for me too, although none of the ingredients are expensive - just something we haven't had in a long, long time. The mussels on Monday put us both in the mood.

Tomorrow morning I tackle the ironing (groan - I hate it and shop with an eye to never having to iron anything!) My sister offered my BIL's services - he does all the ironing in their house. But I'd feel like a heel if I accepted - I live here for a peppercorn rent after all. And Law brought round a really flamboyant Autumn bouquet of flowers that I am enjoying immensely.

And & Dec are on Jonathan Ross tonight, so I'm going to Sky + it and watch it tomorrow as I iron. Should cheer me enough to get through it.

Shawnee123 · 09-23-2009, 10:10 AM

When signing office birthday cards, I always like to sign it early, and include a note from the birthday person to his or her self. For example:

Dear Maggie: Happy Birthday to the most awesome person I've ever known. You get better every single day, and the world LOVES you. Your friend, Maggie.

Other people, if they read the messages when they sign are like WTF? Also, if the person to whom the card is addressed reads it (test time) they wonder when they wrote THAT.

Shawnee123 · 09-23-2009, 10:11 AM

Also, the sound of someone munching chips like they've never eaten chips in their life, is a most annoying sound.

classicman · 09-23-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Dear Maggie: Happy Birthday to the most awesome person I've ever known. You get better every single day, and the world LOVES you. Your friend, Maggie.

HAGGIS! Thats awesome! I am definitely doin that next time.

glatt · 09-23-2009, 12:18 PM

About two weeks ago, I bought the last can of cooked pumpkin on the shelf at the local grocery store to use in some cupcakes Mrs. glatt was making for a pot luck. On the phone today, Mrs. glatt mentioned that she had been to 3 different grocery stores in town looking for canned pumpkin to use in another recipe. All the shelves were bare. We joked about that for a bit. Who's buying all the pumpkin? Is there a big pumpkin pie contest going on in town? Were they recalled, or something?

So I got on Google, and to my surprise found out that there is a nation wide pumpkin shortage!

Thanksgiving is going to be canceled this year. No pumpkin pie.

capnhowdy · 09-23-2009, 12:34 PM

What about Halloween?

Shawnee123 · 09-23-2009, 12:38 PM

We're lousy with actual pumpkins, but it's awfully hard to get canned innards.

glatt · 09-23-2009, 12:55 PM

Apparently the jack o lantern kind isn't the same as the baking kind.

glatt · 09-23-2009, 03:28 PM

Post whore time.

At dinner in the glatt household, we sometimes play a game where we will state 4 things that happened to us that day, and one of the four is false. Then everyone guesses what the false thing is. It's a good way to get the kids to open up about their days.

Yesterday my four things were:

1. I saw a woman swinging from a trapeze.

2. I saw a polo game being played in the street by a bunch of guys on bikes.

3. I saw a woman wearing a dress that made her look like a peacock.

4. I saw 4 of those big helicopters with the dual props on top fly by in a loose formation.

Which one is false?

And isn't it crazy that three of them are actually true?

classicman · 09-23-2009, 04:03 PM

I'll take option 1

glatt · 09-23-2009, 04:08 PM

You would think that, but really the helicopters one was false. Crazy huh?

Shawnee123 · 09-23-2009, 04:14 PM

I really wish you had a pic of peacock (pea-hen?) lady!

classicman · 09-23-2009, 04:31 PM

Were they really in a "tight" formation?

09-16-2009, 06:16 PM	#1472
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	all my boards seem a bit slow today. Guess people are actually --gasp--working! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-18-2009, 02:33 PM	#1473
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Part of the Treating Mum series. Yes, I know showing love with food is stereotypical, but I learned it from her Moules Marinaire for dinner with locally baked bread and oven chips. A glass of white wine for her, fizzy water for me. I cooked and Dads and I did the washing up /clearing away. It was a treat for me too, although none of the ingredients are expensive - just something we haven't had in a long, long time. The mussels on Monday put us both in the mood. Tomorrow morning I tackle the ironing (groan - I hate it and shop with an eye to never having to iron anything!) My sister offered my BIL's services - he does all the ironing in their house. But I'd feel like a heel if I accepted - I live here for a peppercorn rent after all. And Law brought round a really flamboyant Autumn bouquet of flowers that I am enjoying immensely. And & Dec are on Jonathan Ross tonight, so I'm going to Sky + it and watch it tomorrow as I iron. Should cheer me enough to get through it. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-23-2009, 10:10 AM	#1474
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	When signing office birthday cards, I always like to sign it early, and include a note from the birthday person to his or her self. For example: Dear Maggie: Happy Birthday to the most awesome person I've ever known. You get better every single day, and the world LOVES you. Your friend, Maggie. Other people, if they read the messages when they sign are like WTF? Also, if the person to whom the card is addressed reads it (test time) they wonder when they wrote THAT. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-23-2009, 10:11 AM	#1475
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Also, the sound of someone munching chips like they've never eaten chips in their life, is a most annoying sound. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-23-2009, 12:18 PM	#1477
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Not the pumpkins! About two weeks ago, I bought the last can of cooked pumpkin on the shelf at the local grocery store to use in some cupcakes Mrs. glatt was making for a pot luck. On the phone today, Mrs. glatt mentioned that she had been to 3 different grocery stores in town looking for canned pumpkin to use in another recipe. All the shelves were bare. We joked about that for a bit. Who's buying all the pumpkin? Is there a big pumpkin pie contest going on in town? Were they recalled, or something? So I got on Google, and to my surprise found out that there is a nation wide pumpkin shortage! Thanksgiving is going to be canceled this year. No pumpkin pie. Last edited by glatt; 09-23-2009 at 12:55 PM.

09-23-2009, 12:34 PM	#1478
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	What about Halloween? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-23-2009, 12:38 PM	#1479
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	We're lousy with actual pumpkins, but it's awfully hard to get canned innards. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-23-2009, 12:55 PM	#1480
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Apparently the jack o lantern kind isn't the same as the baking kind.

09-23-2009, 03:28 PM	#1481
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Post whore time. At dinner in the glatt household, we sometimes play a game where we will state 4 things that happened to us that day, and one of the four is false. Then everyone guesses what the false thing is. It's a good way to get the kids to open up about their days. Yesterday my four things were: 1. I saw a woman swinging from a trapeze. 2. I saw a polo game being played in the street by a bunch of guys on bikes. 3. I saw a woman wearing a dress that made her look like a peacock. 4. I saw 4 of those big helicopters with the dual props on top fly by in a loose formation. Which one is false? And isn't it crazy that three of them are actually true?

09-23-2009, 04:03 PM	#1482
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'll take option 1 __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-23-2009, 04:08 PM	#1483
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	You would think that, but really the helicopters one was false. Crazy huh?

09-23-2009, 04:14 PM	#1484
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I really wish you had a pic of peacock (pea-hen?) lady! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-23-2009, 04:31 PM	#1485
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Were they really in a "tight" formation? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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