Sneeze Count

Squawk · 01-28-2018, 11:54 PM

I've picked up a cold, probably from my very generous work colleague. My current record is five sneezes in a row. I'm sure my downstairs neighbours are thanking me for having sneezed very loudly five times in a row at 4am on a Monday morning (my bedroom is right above their's). A friend has just got over the flu, and now has a chest infection. He works in a hospital, gets there on the tube and bus, and his girlfriend works in a school. So basically he gets exposed to every germ under the Sun. He'd had a flu jab as well. He said he's going back to work today and looking forward to giving his boss his chest infection. Well you have to share the love don't you?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-29-2018, 11:31 AM

Hmm, that's interesting. About a week ago I went through fits of violent sneezing for a couple days, but no other symptoms of cold/flu.

Gravdigr · 01-29-2018, 03:24 PM

Maybe the sneezing worked, then?

Griff · 01-30-2018, 07:25 AM

Funny. I had sneezing the day before the diarrhea and vomiting. I lost Friday and the weekend back to work yesterday...

Pamela · 02-01-2018, 05:20 AM

I have hay fever. I long ago stopped counting sneezes and instead just note how long the sneezing fit lasts until my nose plugs up entirely.

Ever notice that you never seem to sneeze when you are asleep?

Gravdigr · 02-01-2018, 03:30 PM

I have woken up sneezing. Three season allergies. Also a hay fever sufferer.

I very rarely sneeze less than three consecutive times. And five to eight isn't all that uncommon.

Clodfobble · 02-01-2018, 06:18 PM

Just think: if all you multiple-sneezers are actually getting the sinuses more clear, in 1,000 years we'll all be sneezing multiple times. But if heterosexual mates find your multi-sneezing to be offensive and unfuckable, you're going to die out.

01-28-2018, 11:54 PM	#1
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	Sneeze Count I've picked up a cold, probably from my very generous work colleague. My current record is five sneezes in a row. I'm sure my downstairs neighbours are thanking me for having sneezed very loudly five times in a row at 4am on a Monday morning (my bedroom is right above their's). A friend has just got over the flu, and now has a chest infection. He works in a hospital, gets there on the tube and bus, and his girlfriend works in a school. So basically he gets exposed to every germ under the Sun. He'd had a flu jab as well. He said he's going back to work today and looking forward to giving his boss his chest infection. Well you have to share the love don't you? __________________ 'Nothin' seems that weird anymore' Lo-Fidelity Allstars

01-29-2018, 11:31 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hmm, that's interesting. About a week ago I went through fits of violent sneezing for a couple days, but no other symptoms of cold/flu. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-29-2018, 03:24 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Maybe the sneezing worked, then? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-30-2018, 07:25 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Funny. I had sneezing the day before the diarrhea and vomiting. I lost Friday and the weekend back to work yesterday... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-01-2018, 03:30 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I have woken up sneezing. Three season allergies. Also a hay fever sufferer. I very rarely sneeze less than three consecutive times. And five to eight isn't all that uncommon. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-01-2018, 05:20 AM	#5
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	I have hay fever. I long ago stopped counting sneezes and instead just note how long the sneezing fit lasts until my nose plugs up entirely. Ever notice that you never seem to sneeze when you are asleep?

02-01-2018, 06:18 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Just think: if all you multiple-sneezers are actually getting the sinuses more clear, in 1,000 years we'll all be sneezing multiple times. But if heterosexual mates find your multi-sneezing to be offensive and unfuckable, you're going to die out. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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