I don't like it

lumberjim · 06-03-2020, 10:31 PM

I don't like the little bits of cellophane that cling to me when I open the thing that is wrapped in cellophane.

I also don't like it when water drips into my jeep window because my vent visors are coming unglued.

I don't.

Flint · 06-04-2020, 01:28 AM

i don't like your face idiot

lumberjim · 06-04-2020, 07:42 AM

I don't have a face idiot.

I don't like having to explain twice because you weren't listening the first time.

I don't like it.

Luce · 06-04-2020, 12:08 PM

I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake.

I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer."

I don't.

glatt · 06-04-2020, 01:07 PM

Clingy cellophane to nuclear Armageddon in four posts.

I don't like this cheap task chair with the screws that poke through the cushion a little bit. I feel those bumps!

Griff · 06-04-2020, 01:27 PM

I don't like <3 year olds living in squalor when mom is an essential worker and wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.

Luce · 06-04-2020, 02:10 PM

I don't like this coffee. It tastes like how America looks right now. It is an injury to my dignity.

I don't like it.

lumberjim · 06-04-2020, 06:27 PM

That's the spirit

Gravdigr · 06-04-2020, 09:09 PM

Yeah, and it smells like cabbage.

I don't like it.

I don't.

Griff · 06-05-2020, 07:51 AM

I may have over-played the hand I was dealt yesterday.

I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around.

Gravdigr · 06-05-2020, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

...wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around.

Is the cat's name Bedbugs?

Weird name for a 3-legged cat...

I don't like it.

lumberjim · 06-05-2020, 03:47 PM

I don't like the crop circles this mask makes in my beard.

Not at all.

monster · 06-06-2020, 04:44 PM

I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.

I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't.

Not at all.

Get off my lawn!

Griff · 06-06-2020, 05:37 PM

Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it.

limey · 06-06-2020, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.

I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't.

Not at all.

Get off my lawn!

Get off my grass!

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06-03-2020, 10:31 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I don't like it I don't like the little bits of cellophane that cling to me when I open the thing that is wrapped in cellophane. I also don't like it when water drips into my jeep window because my vent visors are coming unglued. I don't. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-04-2020, 01:28 AM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	i don't like your face idiot __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-04-2020, 07:42 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I don't have a face idiot. I don't like having to explain twice because you weren't listening the first time. I don't like it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-04-2020, 12:08 PM	#4
Luce Weaponized Funk Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: Arizona Posts: 446	I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake. I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer." I don't. __________________ Finagle's Law takes no prisoners.

06-04-2020, 01:27 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I don't like <3 year olds living in squalor when mom is an essential worker and wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-04-2020, 01:07 PM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Clingy cellophane to nuclear Armageddon in four posts. I don't like this cheap task chair with the screws that poke through the cushion a little bit. I feel those bumps!

06-04-2020, 02:10 PM	#7
Luce Weaponized Funk Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: Arizona Posts: 446	I don't like this coffee. It tastes like how America looks right now. It is an injury to my dignity. I don't like it. __________________ Finagle's Law takes no prisoners.

06-04-2020, 06:27 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	That's the spirit __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-04-2020, 09:09 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, and it smells like cabbage. I don't like it. I don't. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-05-2020, 07:51 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I may have over-played the hand I was dealt yesterday. I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-05-2020, 03:47 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I don't like the crop circles this mask makes in my beard. Not at all. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-06-2020, 04:44 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone. I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't. Not at all. Get off my lawn! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-06-2020, 05:37 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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