New GF Thread

monster · 08-10-2020, 01:54 AM

Got a new GirlFriend? do tell......

Share a GIF of them!

BigV · 08-10-2020, 10:17 AM

Got me!

Clodfobble · 08-10-2020, 02:43 PM

Nice to see that the cellar is now offering Gluten-Free versions of their classic thread recipe.

monster · 08-10-2020, 02:49 PM

I have been out of my job for 6 months now and am still trying hard to forget that abbreviation

monster · 08-10-2020, 02:52 PM

Here's a pic of some freshly baked GF bread for you :
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Clodfobble · 08-10-2020, 02:59 PM

Heh. There's an awesome new brand of hamburger buns at my local store, but word has apparently gotten out because they're always out of stock... Fortunately for me, (most) cheese is naturally cardboard free!

BigV · 08-10-2020, 03:10 PM

You're missing out on a lot of free fiber doing it that way...

monster · 08-10-2020, 05:17 PM

I used to delight in/squirm at having to mark bottled water as gluten free.....

BigV · 08-10-2020, 07:05 PM

what, like Budweiser?

Clodfobble · 08-10-2020, 07:45 PM

Budweiser is exactly the kind of water that is NOT gluten-free...

monster · 08-10-2020, 08:54 PM

No, like Ice Mountain. If it had an authentic GF symbol on it, I was supposed to highlight its GFness, regardless of how fucking obvious it was.......

BigV · 08-10-2020, 10:23 PM

I thought Budweiser was mostly rice and water...

monster · 08-10-2020, 10:32 PM

"mostly" is a key word. Like "mostly a virgin".

monster · 08-10-2020, 10:37 PM

Anheuser-Busch lists the same ingredients for Budweiser and Bud Light: Water, barley malt, rice, yeast and hops.

Barley is not GF, FYI.

Clodfobble · 08-11-2020, 08:02 AM

What's more, anything with just the word "malt" in it (malt flavoring, malt syrup, etc.) has a 99% chance of coming from barley malt, and thus means gluten.

08-10-2020, 01:54 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	New GF Thread Got a new GirlFriend? do tell...... Share a GIF of them! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-10-2020, 10:17 AM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Got me! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-10-2020, 02:43 PM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Nice to see that the cellar is now offering Gluten-Free versions of their classic thread recipe. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-10-2020, 02:49 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have been out of my job for 6 months now and am still trying hard to forget that abbreviation __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-10-2020, 02:52 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Here's a pic of some freshly baked GF bread for you : __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-10-2020, 02:59 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Heh. There's an awesome new brand of hamburger buns at my local store, but word has apparently gotten out because they're always out of stock... Fortunately for me, (most) cheese is naturally cardboard free! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-10-2020, 03:10 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You're missing out on a lot of free fiber doing it that way... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-10-2020, 05:17 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I used to delight in/squirm at having to mark bottled water as gluten free..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-10-2020, 07:05 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	what, like Budweiser? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-10-2020, 07:45 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Budweiser is exactly the kind of water that is NOT gluten-free... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-10-2020, 08:54 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	No, like Ice Mountain. If it had an authentic GF symbol on it, I was supposed to highlight its GFness, regardless of how fucking obvious it was....... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-10-2020, 10:23 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I thought Budweiser was mostly rice and water... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-10-2020, 10:32 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"mostly" is a key word. Like "mostly a virgin". __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-10-2020, 10:37 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Anheuser-Busch lists the same ingredients for Budweiser and Bud Light: Water, barley malt, rice, yeast and hops. Barley is not GF, FYI. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-11-2020, 08:02 AM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	What's more, anything with just the word "malt" in it (malt flavoring, malt syrup, etc.) has a 99% chance of coming from barley malt, and thus means gluten. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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