|
02-21-2016, 07:41 AM
|
#1 |
|
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
The Oath
Hippocratic Oath for Photographers, written in 1937 by a photography teacher tired of his students bringing him monkey see, monkey do.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
|
|
|
02-21-2016, 08:17 AM
|
#2 | |
|
We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
|
Oh, I like this a lot.
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-21-2016, 09:08 AM
|
#3 |
|
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
|
That's cute. We were given a similar list of "you think these are original but they are not" before our first film project in college.
|
|
|
|
|
02-21-2016, 12:35 PM
|
#4 |
|
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
Why take an oath I've already broken a dozen ways and a hundred times?
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
|
|
|
|
02-21-2016, 02:44 PM
|
#5 |
|
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
I suggest substituting the word 'submit' for the word 'take'.
I'll take a picture of what I want.
__________________
 These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
|
|
|
|
02-21-2016, 03:07 PM
|
#6 |
|
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
|
So what were they allowed to photograph, and how long until their original ideas were met with the comment: a 5 year old could have taken that picture. Because cynics.
|
|
|
|
|
02-25-2016, 06:05 PM
|
#7 |
|
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
|
Cliches are old hat.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
|
|
|
|
03-13-2016, 08:09 PM
|
#8 |
|
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
|
This is how I swear when I take a pic:
Motherfuckingsonofabeatchstopfuckingmoving.
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
|
|
|
|
09-10-2016, 11:10 AM
|
#9 | |
|
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
|
Quote:
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
|
|
|
|
|
09-15-2017, 06:25 PM
|
#10 |
|
Person Who Has Posted
Join Date: Jul 2017
Posts: 2
|
I'll never be a douche on an internet forum when I really am in no place to even consider myself a photographer.
|
|
|
|
|
09-15-2017, 11:10 PM
|
#11 |
|
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
ronok, good for you but that never seems to stop many other people.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
|
|
|
|
09-16-2017, 02:35 PM
|
#12 |
|
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
It don't stop me.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
|
|
|
|
01-28-2018, 08:40 PM
|
#13 |
|
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
|
The oath needs to be updated for selfies.
|
|
|
|
|
04-17-2019, 06:29 AM
|
#14 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2019
Posts: 11
|
oxoxo! Your image is fantastic. I like it. I want to ask you related to photograh, some question in mind what kind to activity is photography? And why you not like to take photos of dogs and cats?
|
|
|
|
|
04-17-2019, 10:13 AM
|
#15 |
|
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
Yeah, Bruce, why you not like to photograph teh kittehs and teh puppehs?
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
|
|
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (0 members and 2 guests) | |
|
|
Linear Mode
