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Kagen4o4 06-21-2006 09:23 PM

just stay out of the room marked "Kagen's play house". only special Cellarites get the key to that room. well as soon as it gets walls anyway

Trilby 06-21-2006 09:32 PM

Is no one here alarmed at all about what crimson ghostie wants?

capnhowdy 06-21-2006 09:40 PM

alarmed?

I wasn't even alerted.

Kagen4o4 06-21-2006 11:54 PM

it was a denis leary speech wasnt it?

skysidhe 06-22-2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlternateGray
Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.



good. very good


...... I mean bad...yeah very bad.....


I can't think of the bad things I want.



oh yeah, how about living in a harem with pink fuzzy toliet seat covers. Lingerie for every occassion and the right to choose.


or how about being immortal. That's immortal not immoral. :p

AlternateGray 06-22-2006 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe
I can't think of the bad things I want.

Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.

xoxoxoBruce 06-22-2006 05:29 AM

Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part. ;)

Kagen4o4 06-22-2006 06:22 AM

i want a dollar for everytime xoB says ";)"

Sundae 06-22-2006 07:32 AM

I want my ex-colleague to contract some kind of disease that makes her put on weight regardless of what she eats. Then she won't be able to torture her new colleagues who are on diets by saying, "Oh I've never been on a diet, I just stop eating when I'm no longer hungry". Yes, because you are 4'9" and have a stomach the size of a pickled walnut!

Oh and I'd quite like her daughter to catch crabs.

Spexxvet 06-22-2006 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlternateGray
Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.

Include greed and you've got a republican.

skysidhe 06-22-2006 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlternateGray
Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.

whoo hoo , see? I knew a thread like this would pay off.



I was like so ready yesterday! 'cause I already have have the overall penchant I am just too pooped to pop but do
have to work on it for real. My root chankra says so.
( see other thread lol):blush:





Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part. ;)

exactly. .....I should have used 'addiction of your choice' and 'diviant fetishes' as my catch line instead of the word bad. It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh;)



Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
i want a dollar for everytime xoB says ";)"

I want to be like kagen. That would be a bad thing. I'd be witty but I'd also have to shave. Nah. I'll just stay lame.

AlternateGray 06-22-2006 10:06 AM

[quote=skysidhe] It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh;QUOTE]

Umm... Noooo. Of course not. Never.

(Adds to list)

skysidhe 06-22-2006 10:18 AM

hehehe


now remember I said a bank and not a '7 eleven store' :p;)



ooh I thought of one!


I want to go to my neighbors yard cut the flowers down and make myself a bouquet. Now I'm cook'in. ...yep



I want free car repair. I want the shop guy to tell me my battery is free!

Trilby 06-22-2006 10:52 AM

I want everyone I hate to spontaneously combust.

Shawnee123 06-22-2006 12:29 PM

I want money


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