What are the bad things you want?

skysidhe · 05-15-2006, 10:38 PM

Be honest.

List some of the things you would like to do that are to the mainstreem considered bad.

skysidhe · 05-15-2006, 10:44 PM

I like hot springs & I don't mind being naked in them.

zippyt · 05-15-2006, 11:13 PM

Nothing bad about that ,
Go to IceLand , when I was there there were MANY hot springs , you would be driveing down a road , see steam riseing in the distance off to the side of the road , go down the side road , park with the other cars there , undress or put on a swim suit ( in the snow ) , troop on down , say HI , and jump in , there was generly a bottle of Brendivin (IceLandic Moon shine ) being passed around .
GOOOD TIMES !!!!!

lumberjim · 05-15-2006, 11:29 PM

a blumpkin

ewww. just kidding

seakdivers · 05-15-2006, 11:42 PM

Nope. Not gonna jinx myself.

zippyt · 05-15-2006, 11:45 PM

you are a sick fuck LJ !!!

Kagen4o4 · 05-16-2006, 01:27 AM

a blumpkin from LJ

DiscoFever · 05-16-2006, 06:31 AM

LOL...just looked up what that was. Having learnt what a blumpkin is, I'm still gonna pass on it anyway, bit too nasty for my taste...or hers.

seakdivers · 05-16-2006, 10:58 AM

EEeeeew LJ!! I had to look that up too.

mrnoodle · 05-16-2006, 11:19 AM

There's a word for that? What is wrong with people?

I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate.

Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley...

barefoot serpent · 05-16-2006, 01:08 PM

to see a picture of Keira Knightley donning a strapon.

mrnoodle · 05-16-2006, 02:01 PM

A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else.

edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess.

Trilby · 05-16-2006, 04:25 PM

Things I have Learned Down in the Cellar:

1) What Goatse looks like

2) What a blumpkin is

SteveDallas · 05-16-2006, 04:31 PM

I would like to teach Brianna about item #3 that she didn't know before!

glatt · 05-16-2006, 04:34 PM

Hey, to be fair, you also got an earful on the different Enterprises.

05-15-2006, 10:38 PM	#1
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	What are the bad things you want? Be honest. List some of the things you would like to do that are to the mainstreem considered bad.

05-15-2006, 11:29 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a blumpkin ewww. just kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-15-2006, 11:45 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	you are a sick fuck LJ !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-16-2006, 01:27 AM	#7
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	a blumpkin from LJ __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-16-2006, 11:19 AM	#10
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	There's a word for that? What is wrong with people? I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate. Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley... __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-15-2006, 10:44 PM	#2
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I like hot springs & I don't mind being naked in them.

05-15-2006, 11:13 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Nothing bad about that , Go to IceLand , when I was there there were MANY hot springs , you would be driveing down a road , see steam riseing in the distance off to the side of the road , go down the side road , park with the other cars there , undress or put on a swim suit ( in the snow ) , troop on down , say HI , and jump in , there was generly a bottle of Brendivin (IceLandic Moon shine ) being passed around . GOOOD TIMES !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-15-2006, 11:42 PM	#5
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Nope. Not gonna jinx myself.

05-16-2006, 06:31 AM	#8
DiscoFever My Balls Sparkle Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Australia Posts: 21	LOL...just looked up what that was. Having learnt what a blumpkin is, I'm still gonna pass on it anyway, bit too nasty for my taste...or hers.

05-16-2006, 10:58 AM	#9
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	EEeeeew LJ!! I had to look that up too.

05-16-2006, 01:08 PM	#11
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	to see a picture of Keira Knightley donning a strapon. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

05-16-2006, 02:01 PM	#12
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else. edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-16-2006, 04:25 PM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Things I have Learned Down in the Cellar: 1) What Goatse looks like 2) What a blumpkin is __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-16-2006, 04:31 PM	#14
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I would like to teach Brianna about item #3 that she didn't know before!

05-16-2006, 04:34 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Hey, to be fair, you also got an earful on the different Enterprises.

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