Weren't you banned from Brianna's House of Pleasure? ;)

Ah, hell. You can come in!

Now. What's number three?

I don't know. I mean, it'd have to be something you didn't already know about, and I'm not sure what that covers.

As for a real answer.... well, let's just say I have some violent fantasies about certain people.

mr noodle, I like your style.

alright, I was stretching in my imagination for some bad stuff too.

How about sneaking into the theater. When the attendant confronts me I hand him/her a 100 dollar bill and ask him to please buy me a ticket and keep the change.

briannas inner thighs as ear warmers.

i want to spank someone. . . . he knows who he might be. . . .

Hmmm, well shit, i cant think of anything. :(

Ok, a Jessica Alba blumpkin for Mr. Mo-fucking-hammed Noodle.


I'd like to have...:o ...I'd like to have....:blush: ...I'd like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. (Monty Python):footpyth:

I'd like to have a threesome with Brianna and Cheyenne. But don't tell them.:3some:

And now, for the winning entry in this thread:

I want my wife's grandfather to live until at least June 2nd, because if he passes before that, it will greatly inconvenience me.

There. I've said it. How could *anyone* want anything worse than that? I am morally reprehensible and should be stoned in the street.

Could be worse, you could be wishing for his death. Nothing wrong with wishing for his life.

Yeah, but I'm doing it for selfish reasons. Truly, the man deserves rest and peace. He's been suffering from emphysema for several years now, and this past year has been just awful. At last report, he is constantly feeling as though he cannot get his breath even though his sats are good, and he claims that he is in terrible, constant pain.

I should be wishing for mercy and gentle passing for him courtesy of his God, and not worrying about my petty problems at all.

Don't feel too bad about it. There's inconvenience, and there's Inconvenience. A death throws everything into an uproar; while there's not really any way to plan around one, you can hope for a lull in the action before starting on the emotional rollercoaster.

They say life is for the living. There's no ill will for wanting it to go smoothly.

I want my Boss. He is married so it is a nono. Every time we talk i get "those" feelings. When he visits my office i get turned on like you can not believe. If not for an EEO scare I would plant my lips right on his. Dayam he is yumskers!

I told you, my office is open anytime. Stop fighting it. I want you too. *pucker*

promise not to file an EEO against me? :D