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Shawnee123

05-14-2008 03:49 PM

Hmm, I like S!@#

Dingleschmutz

05-15-2008 12:12 PM

It makes you sound like a censored expletive.

Shawnee123

05-15-2008 12:22 PM

I have censory depriexplevation.

HungLikeJesus

05-15-2008 12:27 PM

Here are some good-bad movie titles:

Picture Mommy Dead
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
The House that Dripped Blood
I Spit on Your Grave
House of 1000 Corpses
Texas Chainsaw Massacre

ferret88

05-15-2008 12:42 PM

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar

DanaC

05-15-2008 05:20 PM

Robot Jox....that has to be a contender right?....oh yeah and one of my favourite bad movie titles: Lurking Fear

Shawnee123

05-15-2008 05:30 PM

I Know What You Did Last Summer

Sheldonrs

05-15-2008 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 453688)

That's dead sexy. Speaking of dead...who would want a snakes on the plane tattoo to take to their grave. "Hey dude. i like the movie. It rocked. Here it is on my arm."

It's going to look real nice when his arm rug grows back in and he has hairy snakes on a plane.

:vomit:

Not a big fan of hairy snakes. Trimmed is good though. ;)

Cloud

05-15-2008 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 453630)

I've seen it. The only thing I vividly remember is Penelope Cruz's boobs,

LOL! Somehow, I am not surprised.

My vote is "Dumb and Dumberer"

Sundae

05-15-2008 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 454054)

I Know What You Did Last Summer

Again - great book though! Well, great teen horror, which I read as a 13 yo, can't promise it would stand up now.

For me, bad titles are lazy, lazy sequels.
Make the second film stand on its own two feet with a competely different name! You're not really telling me the average movie-goer won't realise that the new film out starring Sylvester Stallone as an Italian-American boxer is connected to the last one? Or that the new film with the man in a Dennis the Menace jumper with a shiny manicure isn't perhaps part of a franchise?

My favourite good-bad?
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension
Damn, I'd like to get stoned and watch that again. Naked. With pizza.
Sigh.

Cloud

05-15-2008 06:23 PM

oh hell yeah! I'd have to say almost any movie is improved watching it naked with pizza!

Urbane Guerrilla

05-15-2008 11:02 PM

This one was television: Kindred: The Embraced.

Yeah, sure, vampires or something. Had a season or maybe two. I just found it such a no-brainer that one would embrace kindred that it just let the air out of the whole thing. Too, too dumb.

Giant Salamander

05-16-2008 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 453606)

For me, the worst movie title ever is "Sssssssssssssssssss".

Dude...I was totally gonna go with that one. God damn it.

DanaC

05-16-2008 06:18 AM

Not a movie title,. but Sundae just reminded me of a game title from years ago. It was on the Commodore Vic 20 (my first comp) and had the best worst title of any game or film:

Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time.

Flint

05-16-2008 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 454218)

Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time.

Metagalactic, time-travelling, battle llamas? This is from a special category of bad titles, those that are based on "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" ...

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 454046)

Robot Jox....that has to be a contender right?

Wasn't that the mockbuster for Transformers?

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 454080)

My favourite good-bad?
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension
Damn, I'd like to get stoned and watch that again.

I tried that, and it wasn't as great as I'd hoped.

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Originally Posted by ferret88 (Post 453964)

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar

This is a truly horrible movie title. Jesus.

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