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Gravdigr 05-26-2011 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 736323)
cannot determine 30% of half of their ass from a hole in the ground.
"of half their ass from a whole in the ground."

FIFY.

sexobon 05-26-2011 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 736817)
50% of dwellars actually read most of the posts in a thread before replying. Only 25% of those actually procees what they read. 10% of those "get it", but 4% of those are pathological assholes. So If you start a thread in th Cellar, you have a 3.14% chance of a coherant response. But you have a 66.6% chance of being contradicted.
You're just trying to get me to cut back on the number of threads that I've been starting here and I can tell you it isn't going to work. :p:

Gravdigr 05-30-2011 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 736323)
50% of half of the Americans who were asked independently by an idependent organization (of which roughly 56% were female) cannot determine 30% of half of their ass from a hole in the ground. Furthermore, 43% of the people polled did not recognize 89% of the words and another 5% said they gave their ass to benefit 60% of the people who were affected by the solid increase in storms last year...a whopping 98% elevation from the previous 43 years. All but 31% of the respondents were sixth day adventists, which may account for the .05% decrease of affirmative responses from respondents for the same percentage of time the previous decade.
Reminded me of this:

footfootfoot 05-30-2011 02:16 PM
If a Hen and a half can lay an Egg and a half in a Day and a half, Then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Griff 05-30-2011 03:01 PM
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SamIam 05-30-2011 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 736817)
50% of dwellars actually read most of the posts in a thread before replying. Only 25% of those actually procees what they read. 10% of those "get it", but 4% of those are pathological assholes. So If you start a thread in th Cellar, you have a 3.14% chance of a coherant response. But you have a 66.6% chance of being contradicted.
Which actually doesn't matter because any given thread has a 76% chance of being thread-jacked, at which point 68% of all dwellars will post exclusively to the topic mentioned in the thread-jack post and 1% will create a clone thread.


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