50%...survey says!

infinite monkey · 05-24-2011, 12:12 PM

Make up your own statistics here.

50% of half of the Americans who were asked independently by an idependent organization (of which roughly 56% were female) cannot determine 30% of half of their ass from a hole in the ground. Furthermore, 43% of the people polled did not recognize 89% of the words and another 5% said they gave their ass to benefit 60% of the people who were affected by the solid increase in storms last year...a whopping 98% elevation from the previous 43 years. All but 31% of the respondents were sixth day adventists, which may account for the .05% decrease of affirmative responses from respondents for the same percentage of time the previous decade.

05-24-2011, 12:12 PM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	50%...survey says! Make up your own statistics here. 50% of half of the Americans who were asked independently by an idependent organization (of which roughly 56% were female) cannot determine 30% of half of their ass from a hole in the ground. Furthermore, 43% of the people polled did not recognize 89% of the words and another 5% said they gave their ass to benefit 60% of the people who were affected by the solid increase in storms last year...a whopping 98% elevation from the previous 43 years. All but 31% of the respondents were sixth day adventists, which may account for the .05% decrease of affirmative responses from respondents for the same percentage of time the previous decade.

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