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mrnoodle 05-17-2006 05:31 PM

I don't even know how.

xoxoxoBruce 05-17-2006 05:40 PM

Aw, sure you do, just put your lips together and.......;)

DucksNuts 05-17-2006 06:32 PM

...make sure you lots of tongue and make slurpy noises!! Bosses love that!!

KinkyVixen 05-17-2006 07:08 PM

Get paid for not working...
Be with someone I can't be with...
Sleep until I don't know what day it is...
Smoke myself retarded...
and...
pierce myself...lol...that's not really bad is it?

Cheyenne 05-17-2006 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts
...make sure you lots of tongue and make slurpy noises!! Bosses love that!!


i would love to have my boss love it. oh....my.....god..... to think of it! *touches self*

Elspode 05-17-2006 08:45 PM

I'm sure he's shallow and grotesque. Looks aren't everything.

Oh...you didn't mean that you wanted to have relationship with him, did you?

Carry on.

Pie 05-17-2006 08:45 PM

The whole damn administration to drop dead. There, I said it. Come'n get me, NSA!

marichiko 05-17-2006 09:48 PM

I wanna be there when the IRS calls in the ax murderer for a tax audit and he has to explain where that extra $13,000 plus came from. I know I should forgive him, but I don't. I'd also like to see his current GF give him a blumpkin and then laugh in her face afterward. Finally, I'd like to see the entire US government from the lowliest civil servant on up to W. sent into exile and the US given a chance to start over.

Cheyenne 05-17-2006 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
I'm sure he's shallow and grotesque. Looks aren't everything.

Oh...you didn't mean that you wanted to have relationship with him, did you?

Carry on.

you talkin' 'bout my boss? *puts up dukes*

He is a brain! Has the voice of a god (loved his voice before i met him) and is yummy looking too.

I had a problem on an RC28 (364 customers down) I called him, he pulled over to the side of the road and walked myself and the Sonet tech through troubleshooting for 2 hours...all from memory (he has not been craft for 8 years+). After we found the problem (DS3 Mapper card) he said:"ok, now to the dirty heart of the problem, look at the filter". damned if he wasn't right. the filter was so dirty dust fell like rocks to the floor. The tech whose place I tooke had not changed any filters in any of my offices for 4 years. *thinks the last tech is a moron*

*is in lust*

romuh doog 05-17-2006 11:20 PM

I've lived on the island of misfit toys for so long, I haven't any dreams left.

lumberjim 05-17-2006 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie
The whole damn administration to drop dead. There, I said it. Come'n get me, NSA!

it's the bad things you want.

Ibby 05-18-2006 01:20 AM

When Pie doesn't turn up anymore, at least we know what happened...

skysidhe 05-18-2006 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Pie
The whole damn administration to drop dead. There, I said it. Come'n get me, NSA!


Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
it's the bad things you want.


:lol:2

skysidhe 05-18-2006 07:57 PM

woah my emoticon didn't work.

capnhowdy 05-18-2006 08:02 PM

I'd like to have been the Marine that arrested Saddam Hussein. He'd have needed no trial. Only dirt over his sorry ass face.

( feels better now.....reaches for whisky......)


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