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DanaC 05-16-2008 09:20 AM

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Metagalactic, time-travelling, battle llamas? This is from a special category of bad titles, those that are based on "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" ...
Except that the Llamas pre-dated the Turtles by a couple of years. It was released by the company Llamasoft.

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Wasn't that the mockbuster for Transformers?
Nope. It's a low-budget, post-nuclear holocaust, Sci-fi film, directed by Stuart Gordon and starring amongst others my all-time favourite horror actor, Jeffrey Combs :P

Shawnee123 05-16-2008 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 454218)
Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time.


Does everyone know what "como se llama" means? It means "what is the name of your llama."

DanaC 05-16-2008 09:36 AM

lol

SteveBsjb 05-16-2008 11:59 AM

Ishtar

Trilby 05-16-2008 12:30 PM

Santa Claus vs. the Martians.

was a pretty good MST3K movie, though. I laughed and laughed and laughed...

Sheldonrs 05-16-2008 12:50 PM

Here's a list of them:

http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rmovietitles.html

Flint 05-16-2008 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 454333)

There may be a fine line between good and bad, but I place Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo squarely on the "good" side.

HungLikeJesus 05-16-2008 02:05 PM

In the good-bad category, let's not forget:

C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)
The Worm Eaters
Surf Nazis Must Die
Curse of the Queerwolf (one of my favorites)

Dingleschmutz 05-16-2008 02:10 PM

I seem to recall a "Surf Ninjas" back in the heyday of the ninja craze...

Flint 05-16-2008 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 454350)
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Curse of the Queerwolf (one of my favorites)

The Queerwolf? ha ha ha If he bites you, you turn gay?!

HungLikeJesus 05-16-2008 02:27 PM

You've seen it? I like the scene when the dog climbs in the microwave oven.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0094930/

The writer and director, Mark Pirro, is also the creator of Submissive Jesus, which has been discussed here before.

Sheldonrs 05-16-2008 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 454360)
The Queerwolf? ha ha ha If he bites you, you turn gay?!

Not just the biting. You have to suck on the...wound, a little.:D

Dingleschmutz 05-16-2008 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 454370)
Not just the biting. You have to suck on the...wound, a little.:D

That's what she said.

Cloud 05-16-2008 03:17 PM

"Ishtar" doesn't count. It's a bad movie, not a bad movie title.

How 'bout "Hedwig and the Angry Inch?"

Trilby 05-16-2008 03:54 PM

hedwig was A GREAT movie! and the title? to die for!


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