I make my hoboes read everything TW has ever written. If that doesn't get them, I RickRoll `em.

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I likes to take care of my hobos. I give them (asbestos) blankets to stay warm. Shampoo (Nair) to help with the lice and make them smell better. (Granny's Rheuma-tis) medicine for various aches pains, and acceleration of liver failure. Plenty of bicycle tire repair patches for repairing leaks in the tent (that one is to be nice). An old iPod loaded up with Yoko Ono and Nirvana, plus an old pistol with one Barney Fife bullet to end the torture. Yep, I likes to take care of my hobos.