Hobos: How do you kill yours?

DanaC · 03-24-2009, 03:54 PM

I favour blunt force trauma to the head m'self, followed by the theft of his super new wheelie-tent.

How bout you?

classicman · 03-24-2009, 04:02 PM

HA HA HA

Personally I like to scare them to death by driving by and shooting them with a paintball gun.

(I am so burning in hell for that)

Pie · 03-24-2009, 04:19 PM

I like to feed them, and clothe them, and give them a home. After decades of treating them nicely, I find that they usually die quite satisfactorily from cancer or heard disease or some such.

SteveDallas · 03-24-2009, 04:26 PM

I make them read Internet message boards till their heads explode.

lumberjim · 03-24-2009, 04:49 PM

http://www.pictogame.com/play/game/w...qR_kill-a-hobo

http://www.killhours.com/games/136/hobo-brawl.html

Shawnee123 · 03-24-2009, 06:49 PM

I use items I get from Acme, depending on my mood. You can find your own in the catalog.

DanaC · 03-24-2009, 07:57 PM

Oh god no. I thought Hobo killing was just a Bri and Shaw sick joke. I didn't realise I had stumbled inadvertently onto some interwebz memery...

That's so sick. I feel sullied. I hopped onto a bandwagon and landed in a decomposing cat. Nice.

monster · 03-24-2009, 08:11 PM

Reminds me of Creme Eggs. Sorta.

how do you eat yours?

DanaC · 03-24-2009, 08:22 PM

Thatr's what was in my mind when I posted that lol. The creme egg ad had just been on tv.

Trilby · 03-24-2009, 08:30 PM

I feed them one of Radar's hot dogs.

monster · 03-24-2009, 08:31 PM

i know it was. They still do those ads then? i couldn't find a good one on youtube, so I settled for a spoof.

Creme eggs have become widely available and reasonably priced here over the last few years. I take personal credit for it. Except that..... I can't eat them anymore... i just can't handle that much sugar. i used to buy and rat them by the dozen....

monster · 03-24-2009, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I feed them one of Radar's hot dogs.

Oh no you di'int!

DanaC · 03-24-2009, 08:35 PM

Yah. Last time I had one, it set my teeth on edge. And I can happily munch an entire pack of Greek halva, or a box of super sugary indian sweets. Ain't nothing quite so sweet as the yolk of a creme egg.

ZenGum · 03-24-2009, 09:56 PM

I like to throw burgers at them. If the impact doesn't kill them, and they aren't crushed by the stampede of hungry hungry hobos, I figure the salt, fat, botulism, e-coli and mutant prions are a good chance to finish them off.

Or, just lock 'em in the car boot and leave 'em there.

Trilby · 03-24-2009, 10:13 PM

i guess i could make him bounce on a trampoline until he fell off and hit his head....he'd have to hit his head pretty hard, though.

03-24-2009, 03:54 PM	#1
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Hobos: How do you kill yours? I favour blunt force trauma to the head m'self, followed by the theft of his super new wheelie-tent. How bout you?

03-24-2009, 04:02 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HA HA HA Personally I like to scare them to death by driving by and shooting them with a paintball gun. (I am so burning in hell for that) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-24-2009, 04:19 PM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I like to feed them, and clothe them, and give them a home. After decades of treating them nicely, I find that they usually die quite satisfactorily from cancer or heard disease or some such. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-24-2009, 04:49 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	http://www.pictogame.com/play/game/w...qR_kill-a-hobo http://www.killhours.com/games/136/hobo-brawl.html __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-24-2009, 06:49 PM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I use items I get from Acme, depending on my mood. You can find your own in the catalog. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-24-2009, 04:26 PM	#4
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I make them read Internet message boards till their heads explode.

03-24-2009, 07:57 PM	#7
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Oh god no. I thought Hobo killing was just a Bri and Shaw sick joke. I didn't realise I had stumbled inadvertently onto some interwebz memery... That's so sick. I feel sullied. I hopped onto a bandwagon and landed in a decomposing cat. Nice.

03-24-2009, 08:11 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Reminds me of Creme Eggs. Sorta. how do you eat yours? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2009, 08:22 PM	#9
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Thatr's what was in my mind when I posted that lol. The creme egg ad had just been on tv.

03-24-2009, 08:30 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I feed them one of Radar's hot dogs. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-24-2009, 08:31 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	i know it was. They still do those ads then? i couldn't find a good one on youtube, so I settled for a spoof. Creme eggs have become widely available and reasonably priced here over the last few years. I take personal credit for it. Except that..... I can't eat them anymore... i just can't handle that much sugar. i used to buy and rat them by the dozen.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2009, 08:35 PM	#13
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Yah. Last time I had one, it set my teeth on edge. And I can happily munch an entire pack of Greek halva, or a box of super sugary indian sweets. Ain't nothing quite so sweet as the yolk of a creme egg.

03-24-2009, 09:56 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I like to throw burgers at them. If the impact doesn't kill them, and they aren't crushed by the stampede of hungry hungry hobos, I figure the salt, fat, botulism, e-coli and mutant prions are a good chance to finish them off. Or, just lock 'em in the car boot and leave 'em there. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-24-2009, 10:13 PM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	i guess i could make him bounce on a trampoline until he fell off and hit his head....he'd have to hit his head pretty hard, though. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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