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i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean ;)
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No, I'm not quite sure I do know what you mean. Do tell! :D |
note the :unsure: that indicates i have no idea what it means either. but im sure it would be quite kinky.
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I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K!
I want to go to an all you can eat buffet and try only the desserts. One right after the other. J/K! |
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[quote=skysidhe]I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K!
[quote] Wouldn't being taken advantage of in the bathroom get a bit, um...messy? And you don't have to be soused to be taken advantage of. Just being cooperative, willing and flirtatious usually gets the job done. |
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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener." - Denis Leary
I want to be the Roman Centurion who nailed The Christ to the cross. I want to be the SS officer who decided who lived or died as they got off the train. I want to be the serial killer who got way. I want to be the dictator who massacred his people. I want to deep-fry your corpse and eat for a week. I want to watch the world bleed to death. I want to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you. Just some of the bad things I want. |
Right now I could do with an entire spice cake.
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@ elspode ,
haha, well the 'being taken advantage of' was an afterthought and separate from the bathroom but I know you were teasing. grr @ typing appearing so bland. :) @ bruce, If I ever did such a thing , nakedness would be a given. If the sparks fly ....or I'm drunk enough.:P |
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mmmm fellow pastry lover |
right now i really want tacos from jack in the box. unfortunaetly i am on a diet and totally cheated yesterday. :(
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Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.
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Welcome to the cellar , I've got a funny feeling you're gonna fit in here.
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Thanks. Yeah, I looked around a little bit, and realized that I'd found a home.
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just stay out of the room marked "Kagen's play house". only special Cellarites get the key to that room. well as soon as it gets walls anyway
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Is no one here alarmed at all about what crimson ghostie wants?
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alarmed?
I wasn't even alerted. |
it was a denis leary speech wasnt it?
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good. very good ...... I mean bad...yeah very bad..... I can't think of the bad things I want. oh yeah, how about living in a harem with pink fuzzy toliet seat covers. Lingerie for every occassion and the right to choose. or how about being immortal. That's immortal not immoral. :p |
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It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready. |
Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part. ;) |
i want a dollar for everytime xoB says ";)"
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I want my ex-colleague to contract some kind of disease that makes her put on weight regardless of what she eats. Then she won't be able to torture her new colleagues who are on diets by saying, "Oh I've never been on a diet, I just stop eating when I'm no longer hungry". Yes, because you are 4'9" and have a stomach the size of a pickled walnut!
Oh and I'd quite like her daughter to catch crabs. |
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I was like so ready yesterday! 'cause I already have have the overall penchant I am just too pooped to pop but do have to work on it for real. My root chankra says so. ( see other thread lol):blush: Quote:
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[quote=skysidhe] It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh;QUOTE]
Umm... Noooo. Of course not. Never. (Adds to list) |
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now remember I said a bank and not a '7 eleven store' :p;) ooh I thought of one! I want to go to my neighbors yard cut the flowers down and make myself a bouquet. Now I'm cook'in. ...yep I want free car repair. I want the shop guy to tell me my battery is free! |
I want everyone I hate to spontaneously combust.
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I want money
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Bad thing I want... someone else to write my paper for me and me getting the credit.
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But everybody else you know probably shops there too. Your only saving grace is that since you'd have to translate the paper into Dutch on your own, you're less likely to get caught when your prof feeds your paper through the stolen term paper matching software. |
Ah yes but I'm writing my paper (it's my bachelor paper) in English...
It's about 5th century Frisia and where the people came from that lived there in that period (cause the original inhabitants had moved away already by then) and some stuff about the contact they had with England. |
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not having it ALWAYS is.
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I was going to offer a trade to take my writtens and orals but I did the writtens yesterday. It sounds like a cool topic anyway, what kinds of original sources are you finding? |
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Are you sure you aren't Dorothy Parker? :angel: |
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Terrible thing for a self loather to wish for. :yeldead: |
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Well, I did feel a burning sensation. :lol:
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As for original sources, since I study archaeology, there's loads of original sources. Excavations have shown that the original inhabitants of the area had almost all moved away by the late third, early fourth century AD. So, the inhabitants that came after them must have come from somewhere but that is not well known. Consensus is now generally that it are German tribes who moved in but the physical evidence of that is limited. Other point of the paper is the contact between the people in Frisia and people in England. We know from archaeological evidence that the contact was there, it just needs clarifying of when did it began and why did it happen and who came, just military type groups or family groups. |
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