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monster 03-18-2008 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 439673)
You don't have to take your shoes off, either.


Although the way some of you aim, that might be advisable. Or wear those plastic covers like the have in ORs

Stress Puppy 03-18-2008 04:40 PM

I work in a dairy warehouse. It's kept at 34 degrees, and it's often wet, thus I need insulating layers.

It goes like this: Boxers, long sleeved polar tec t-shirt, lightweight exercise pants, long-sleeved crew shirt, uniform pants, hoodie, uniform shirt (has my name tag and such, they like it on the outside). The polar tec shirt is between the boxers and the exercise pants, and the crew shirt is between the exercise pants and the uniform pants. If I try to do it any other way, I either get chilly breezes, or the shirts come untucked and/or discombobulated.

Therefore, if I pulled the boxers waistband down, it would un-tuck part of my polar tec shirt, and then I'd have to fix it all.

Plus, it's just faster to fish it out through that hole.

monster 03-18-2008 04:46 PM

You might be better off (and warmer) wearing a diaper? All the cool astronauts do it....

chrisinhouston 03-18-2008 04:48 PM

I wonder if not being circumsized makes a difference. I'm a roundhead and my brother in law is a cavalier; that is I am circ'd and he is not. I noticed that if I use the bathroom after he has he leaves the seat down. I asked him about it once and he said it was because he has to use some tp to wipe off afterwards so he just sits down. He also said your aim is harder to control if you are not circ'd. So does anyone out there who has not had their thing snipped have an opinion on this?

FWIW I wear thong style undies so there is no slit. I just undo my pants, unzip and pull the leg whole to the side and pee.

Dingleschmutz 03-18-2008 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 439708)
I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:

Think about it. Boxers are effectively set up the same way as regular shorts/jeans, whatever. The purpose of avoiding using the dick slit is so you don't have to go fishing around for your unit and pull it out through the hole. But if you don't unbuckle your jeans/belt, you might as well just use the dick slit because then you're still going to have to thread your dick through the opening you just made with your zipper. And even if you chose NOT to do that, then you'd have to thread your dick over your belt buckle, and then we'd REALLY have aiming issues. Nope, not for me, I'm an unabashed open trouser urinator, much more liberating, let the boys breathe the open air a couple times a day.

DanaC 03-18-2008 05:01 PM

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You needed to put an option for "who cares as long as they hit the target, rather than the floor, wall etc"
Or the seat. That really pisses me off. For fuck's sake, learn to aim or learn to lift the lid.

lumberjim 03-18-2008 07:07 PM

flint's(Melvin's) technique only works if you have your pants pulled up to far.

Radar 03-18-2008 08:46 PM

I've never had a problem with the flap until recently. It seems like they add more and more material behind the flap so it's hard to fish my junk out. This really sucks when you're in a hurry. I have to reach nearly to my left hip to get to the end of the flap and then have to go back to get my junk. Much quicker to pull down the band in this situation.

monster 03-18-2008 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 439742)
That really pisses me off.

*groan*

Urbane Guerrilla 03-19-2008 03:02 AM

"Roundhead" v. "Cavalier" is a new one on me. :D

Thought you were supposed to withdraw that foreskin before you let the stream go, though. That's what I used to do.

And here I thought this thread was about meatuses. Meatii. The little slot in the end.

Rexmons 03-19-2008 08:47 AM

Some of my boxers don't even have a button fastening the front, and I still don't use it.

shina 03-19-2008 10:41 AM

From a female standpoint, I certainly like briefs on how they look when they fit well and sometimes it's fun seek and find so to speak.
Boxers on the other hand. Yum, let it all hang out. puhleeeze.

Clodfobble 03-19-2008 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla
That's what I used to do.

You just don't bother anymore? Or you were circumcised later in life?

Undertoad 03-19-2008 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 439913)
That's what I used to do.

Converted Orthodox Jew?

Gender reassignment surgery?

Really bad accident using a circular saw whilst naked?

Dingleschmutz 03-19-2008 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 440037)
Converted Orthodox Jew?

Gender reassignment surgery?

Really bad accident using a circular saw whilst naked?

Newfound complete disregard for hygiene? Otherwise known as "turning hippie"?


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