The Dick Slit

Dingleschmutz · 03-18-2008, 08:55 AM

Before you get your hopes up, I'm not talking about a nectareous part of the female anatomy. When you're drunk on St. Patty's Day, you go with the first term that comes to your head. What I'm talking about is the opening in the front of men's underwear that we can use to thread our members through for the sake of relieving ourselves. Anyway, this basically turned into a 3 hour shouting match, but in between the suggestions that the opposition participates in alternative lifestyles, two sides emerged.

One side is the group of guys that thinks that since the dick slit is there, guys should fish their dicks out through the slit and then pee. The other side is the group of guys that thinks that's too much work, so they just pull the elastic down and free willy from the top. The first side was accused of having small members, too much time on their hands, and an anal-retentive nature if they insist on using the dick slit. The second side was accused of being one step away from doing the 5-year-old boy thing of pulling pants and underwear down to their ankles when using the urinal.

So anyway, who's right? Is the dick slit necessary or unnecessary?

Shawnee123 · 03-18-2008, 08:59 AM

I don't know, sometimes it gets in the way of the butcher knife.

Flint · 03-18-2008, 09:00 AM

I leave mine hanging out of the dick-slit all day long. It's easier to whip it out when I need to deposit my male jelly.

binky · 03-18-2008, 09:00 AM

You needed to put an option for "who cares as long as they hit the target, rather than the floor, wall etc"

Dingleschmutz · 03-18-2008, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I don't know, sometimes it gets in the way of the butcher knife.

Only once...

binky · 03-18-2008, 09:02 AM

BTW Flint waaayyyy too much info in that post

Shawnee123 · 03-18-2008, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I leave mine hanging out of the dick-slit all day long. It's easier to whip it out when I need to deposit my male jelly.

Don't you have problems with tripping over it all day?

LabRat · 03-18-2008, 09:03 AM

I've always thought it was silly. Too much work.

I don't think Red uses it, but he says he can't pee with me watching, so I'm not usually in the bathroom at the same time as he is.

Flint · 03-18-2008, 09:10 AM

TMI? My wife wants to hold mine whilst I tinkle. I don't even think I could go like that.

glatt · 03-18-2008, 09:12 AM

Depends on the style of underwear. With boxers, it's much faster to unzip the fly and fish it out through the slit than to pull the pants down a little. With briefs, the opposite is true. Wearing a belt factors into it as well.

Ibby · 03-18-2008, 09:17 AM

i'd say glatt's got it.

Flint · 03-18-2008, 09:18 AM

he's got the right stuff, baby

glatt · 03-18-2008, 09:20 AM

you know it

binky · 03-18-2008, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

TMI? My wife wants to hold mine whilst I tinkle. I don't even think I could go like that.

Awww thats so cute

Dingleschmutz · 03-18-2008, 09:23 AM

Yeah. I agree with the belt factor, it depends on how dressed up you are. That's the only time I use the slit, I don't think I've used it since the last wedding I was in and drunk at. The type of underwear doesn't change anything for me. I exclusively wear boxers, but they all tend to have a stupid little button to keep the slit closed. That would be yet another step keeping me from relief.

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03-18-2008, 08:55 AM	#1
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	The Dick Slit Before you get your hopes up, I'm not talking about a nectareous part of the female anatomy. When you're drunk on St. Patty's Day, you go with the first term that comes to your head. What I'm talking about is the opening in the front of men's underwear that we can use to thread our members through for the sake of relieving ourselves. Anyway, this basically turned into a 3 hour shouting match, but in between the suggestions that the opposition participates in alternative lifestyles, two sides emerged. One side is the group of guys that thinks that since the dick slit is there, guys should fish their dicks out through the slit and then pee. The other side is the group of guys that thinks that's too much work, so they just pull the elastic down and free willy from the top. The first side was accused of having small members, too much time on their hands, and an anal-retentive nature if they insist on using the dick slit. The second side was accused of being one step away from doing the 5-year-old boy thing of pulling pants and underwear down to their ankles when using the urinal. So anyway, who's right? Is the dick slit necessary or unnecessary?

03-18-2008, 08:59 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I don't know, sometimes it gets in the way of the butcher knife. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-18-2008, 09:00 AM	#3
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I leave mine hanging out of the dick-slit all day long. It's easier to whip it out when I need to deposit my male jelly. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2008, 09:00 AM	#4
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	You needed to put an option for "who cares as long as they hit the target, rather than the floor, wall etc" __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

03-18-2008, 09:02 AM	#6
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	BTW Flint waaayyyy too much info in that post __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

03-18-2008, 09:03 AM	#8
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I've always thought it was silly. Too much work. I don't think Red uses it, but he says he can't pee with me watching, so I'm not usually in the bathroom at the same time as he is. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-18-2008, 09:10 AM	#9
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	TMI? My wife wants to hold mine whilst I tinkle. I don't even think I could go like that. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2008, 09:12 AM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Depends on the style of underwear. With boxers, it's much faster to unzip the fly and fish it out through the slit than to pull the pants down a little. With briefs, the opposite is true. Wearing a belt factors into it as well.

03-18-2008, 09:17 AM	#11
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	i'd say glatt's got it. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

03-18-2008, 09:18 AM	#12
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	he's got the right stuff, baby __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2008, 09:20 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	you know it

03-18-2008, 09:23 AM	#15
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Yeah. I agree with the belt factor, it depends on how dressed up you are. That's the only time I use the slit, I don't think I've used it since the last wedding I was in and drunk at. The type of underwear doesn't change anything for me. I exclusively wear boxers, but they all tend to have a stupid little button to keep the slit closed. That would be yet another step keeping me from relief.

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