Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not the size of the frankfurt that's important, but how it gets put it in the bun? ;)

what a crock of bologne. only those with small franks believe such a statement.

Well I was just trying to make a funny, but it seems I failed miserably at that.:greenface

I guess it's a good thing I don't have a small frank then.:rolleyes:

But what about putting it in the buns? That part is OK, right?

Actually, I have been known to bless and kiss and love on a lil frankfurt...more than he was worth, to tell the truth. I've been BURNED by a lil frankfurt.

Money.

no, its how well you can lick then bun to make the bun kick you off the end of the bed, crawl into a ball, struggle to breath and jerk violently at the slightest touch for the next 20min.

That's right. It's not how big the frankfurter is, it's how long and how well you lick the taco. Oh, and how many battery operated devices you use, and how creative you can be. :drool: And, boys and girls, never forget the third finger.;) I am a sex god - in my dreams. Well, in the wet ones, anyway.

i knowz ya wuz :p


and ayup, good thang. *takes a peek at shocks package*

Wow.

Just, wow.

small frankfurt over here anyday! those big ones are more trouble than they are worth.

a nice sized bun and a moderate to small sized frankfert is very satisfying thank you very much. Oh, and the smaller the frankie - the more times your can put it into the bun without the bun, eh, breaking in half.

Dont forget the sauce!!!

The best part is eating it, though... what good's a bun OR a hot dog if you dont put it in your mouth?

All these comparisons to hotdogs, frankfurts, and buns... obviously the physical nature of the tools may resemble these items, but if you are gonna talk about what to do with em, making coffee is a much better example...

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.


So who wants some coffee? ;)

making love is like watching an old broken tv. you turn its knobs and if that doesnt work you slap it around a bit. if its not satisfying you have to keep getting up and moving around for whats going on to make any sense. and the only way to really enjoy it is to put on a video.

Gee Kagen, I never realized you are such a romantic.:unsure: