What are the bad things you want?
 

Be honest.


List some of the things you would like to do that are to the mainstreem considered bad.

I like hot springs & I don't mind being naked in them.

Nothing bad about that ,
Go to IceLand , when I was there there were MANY hot springs , you would be driveing down a road , see steam riseing in the distance off to the side of the road , go down the side road , park with the other cars there , undress or put on a swim suit ( in the snow ) , troop on down , say HI , and jump in , there was generly a bottle of Brendivin (IceLandic Moon shine ) being passed around .
GOOOD TIMES !!!!!

a blumpkin










ewww. just kidding

Nope. Not gonna jinx myself.

you are a sick fuck LJ !!!

a blumpkin from LJ

;)

LOL...just looked up what that was. Having learnt what a blumpkin is, I'm still gonna pass on it anyway, bit too nasty for my taste...or hers.

EEeeeew LJ!! I had to look that up too.

There's a word for that? What is wrong with people? :Flush:

I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate.


Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley...

to see a picture of Keira Knightley donning a strapon.

A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else.


edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess.

Things I have Learned Down in the Cellar:

1) What Goatse looks like

2) What a blumpkin is

I would like to teach Brianna about item #3 that she didn't know before! ;)

Hey, to be fair, you also got an earful on the different Enterprises.

Weren't you banned from Brianna's House of Pleasure? ;)

Ah, hell. You can come in!

Now. What's number three?

I don't know. I mean, it'd have to be something you didn't already know about, and I'm not sure what that covers.

As for a real answer.... well, let's just say I have some violent fantasies about certain people.

mr noodle, I like your style.

alright, I was stretching in my imagination for some bad stuff too.

How about sneaking into the theater. When the attendant confronts me I hand him/her a 100 dollar bill and ask him to please buy me a ticket and keep the change.

briannas inner thighs as ear warmers.

i want to spank someone. . . . he knows who he might be. . . .

Hmmm, well shit, i cant think of anything. :(

Ok, a Jessica Alba blumpkin for Mr. Mo-fucking-hammed Noodle.


I'd like to have...:o ...I'd like to have....:blush: ...I'd like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. (Monty Python):footpyth:

I'd like to have a threesome with Brianna and Cheyenne. But don't tell them.:3some:

And now, for the winning entry in this thread:

I want my wife's grandfather to live until at least June 2nd, because if he passes before that, it will greatly inconvenience me.

There. I've said it. How could *anyone* want anything worse than that? I am morally reprehensible and should be stoned in the street.

Could be worse, you could be wishing for his death. Nothing wrong with wishing for his life.

Yeah, but I'm doing it for selfish reasons. Truly, the man deserves rest and peace. He's been suffering from emphysema for several years now, and this past year has been just awful. At last report, he is constantly feeling as though he cannot get his breath even though his sats are good, and he claims that he is in terrible, constant pain.

I should be wishing for mercy and gentle passing for him courtesy of his God, and not worrying about my petty problems at all.

Don't feel too bad about it. There's inconvenience, and there's Inconvenience. A death throws everything into an uproar; while there's not really any way to plan around one, you can hope for a lull in the action before starting on the emotional rollercoaster.

They say life is for the living. There's no ill will for wanting it to go smoothly.

I want my Boss. He is married so it is a nono. Every time we talk i get "those" feelings. When he visits my office i get turned on like you can not believe. If not for an EEO scare I would plant my lips right on his. Dayam he is yumskers!

I told you, my office is open anytime. Stop fighting it. I want you too. *pucker*

promise not to file an EEO against me? :D

I don't even know how.

Aw, sure you do, just put your lips together and.......;)

...make sure you lots of tongue and make slurpy noises!! Bosses love that!!

Get paid for not working...
Be with someone I can't be with...
Sleep until I don't know what day it is...
Smoke myself retarded...
and...
pierce myself...lol...that's not really bad is it?

i would love to have my boss love it. oh....my.....god..... to think of it! *touches self*

I'm sure he's shallow and grotesque. Looks aren't everything.

Oh...you didn't mean that you wanted to have relationship with him, did you?

Carry on.

The whole damn administration to drop dead. There, I said it. Come'n get me, NSA!

I wanna be there when the IRS calls in the ax murderer for a tax audit and he has to explain where that extra $13,000 plus came from. I know I should forgive him, but I don't. I'd also like to see his current GF give him a blumpkin and then laugh in her face afterward. Finally, I'd like to see the entire US government from the lowliest civil servant on up to W. sent into exile and the US given a chance to start over.

you talkin' 'bout my boss? *puts up dukes*

He is a brain! Has the voice of a god (loved his voice before i met him) and is yummy looking too.

I had a problem on an RC28 (364 customers down) I called him, he pulled over to the side of the road and walked myself and the Sonet tech through troubleshooting for 2 hours...all from memory (he has not been craft for 8 years+). After we found the problem (DS3 Mapper card) he said:"ok, now to the dirty heart of the problem, look at the filter". damned if he wasn't right. the filter was so dirty dust fell like rocks to the floor. The tech whose place I tooke had not changed any filters in any of my offices for 4 years. *thinks the last tech is a moron*

*is in lust*

I've lived on the island of misfit toys for so long, I haven't any dreams left.

it's the bad things you want.

When Pie doesn't turn up anymore, at least we know what happened...

Originally Posted by Pie
The whole damn administration to drop dead. There, I said it. Come'n get me, NSA!



:lol:2

woah my emoticon didn't work.

I'd like to have been the Marine that arrested Saddam Hussein. He'd have needed no trial. Only dirt over his sorry ass face.

( feels better now.....reaches for whisky......)

*holds out glass*

share please.

Ah.....Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild Wild Women.......:blush:

so where are these women??

Ya know....that's exactly what I said. :smack:

nut uh! you said: "Ah.....Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild Wild Women"

silly kiss hug guy. all ya gotta do is scroll up to see them is differnet words! sheesh! :p

I want it ALL!
Dope, wild women, satanic rituals, bad checks, wallpaper that does not match, camel toe, guns, fireworks, sleeping in, tube tops, absolute chaos!

noooo you dont want camel toe!!!

I'm eeeevvvillll I tells ya'!

i agree rkzenrage. cept not bout the camel toe.

I want to be high, i want to be dancing in the dark with lots of strangers, i want lots of wild mysterious males and females, i want to be in a jungle acting like an animal, i want what cheyenne wants, i want lots and lots of easy money, i want to be self indulgent and selfish, i want to tread on you and i want to you like it!

you want my boss Sun?? No! *takes out mega gun* keep back i tell ya! keep back!!

He is mine! All mine!!!! wait a minute.....he is married.....REALLY married.....
dammit!

i still get dibs when he wants me and my bad self. :p

lol , good collection there rk....@ sounds like fun :D



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I want to be the high priced escort. I want clothes sex and no calling me in the morning. :p

As a child I was told that it's bad to want anyone to die. YMMV.
Since I'm still posting, I guess the NSA is still working through their backlog of phone records. :tinfoil:
- Pie

hahah.. sorry chey... *backs away slowly*

i actually didnt mean YOUR boss ;)

Why is that stopping you? Surely she doesn't deserve him? Or, at least, not nearly as much as YOU deserve him.... :D

is it just a young girl thing or does everyone have crushed on their older, opp sex bosses. is it a power thing? what it is? its damn annoying anyway.. the one person in the comany you have to impress the most and your a stuttering mess around them