When it comes to sex, Michael Jackson prefers twenty eight year olds...
 

...cuz nineteen is just not enough eight year olds for one man.

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Here, you dropped this.

"Why does Michael Jackson like sex with twenty eight year olds?"

"Because there are twenty of them."

yeah....i just told that joke....

Good to know.

Did someone mention boys pants half off?


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I dropped that.

:tips cap:

whats the differnce between micheal jackson and acne?

at least acne waits until your 13 before it comes over your face

what's black, then white, and comes in small cans?

Hey that's my terrible joke.
And it goes:
What is black on the inside and white on the outside, and comes in tiny cans?

Ah! Another member of the "rearrange lumberjim's MJ jokes" club!

actually, I heard that 1st joke the way you told it, Honkey...but i wanted this thread to have a hook...like... it might have been a news item .....and then when you open the thread...POW> punchline. right in your eye!

good times.

Hey, hey, hey!!!

Stop picking on Michael!!!

America loves old white women.

Just ask Barbara Frietchie. Even the CSA loved her.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter (British pop star paedo- convicted one this time) and a greyhound?
The greyhound waits for the hair (hare) to appear first

lol I haven't heard that one before sg:P

SIMILAR:

difference between MJ and acne?






acne waits until you're 13 to come onto your face.

you people are all just Sickos!

I used to wonder where Michael came up with the song "Beat It", then he got busted...

Pity, because I would like to hear the sequel, which would undoubtedly been titled "Kiss It".

MJ fell overboard from his yacht.

He survived by clinging to a buoy.