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11-08-2007, 05:04 PM
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I can hear my ears
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When it comes to sex, Michael Jackson prefers twenty eight year olds...
...cuz nineteen is just not enough eight year olds for one man.
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11-08-2007, 05:16 PM
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Here, you dropped this.
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11-08-2007, 05:19 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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"Why does Michael Jackson like sex with twenty eight year olds?"
"Because there are twenty of them."
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11-08-2007, 05:32 PM
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I can hear my ears
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yeah....i just told that joke....
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11-08-2007, 06:07 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Did someone mention boys pants half off?
- I dropped that.
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11-08-2007, 06:37 PM
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:tips cap:
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11-08-2007, 06:40 PM
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infectious waste case
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whats the differnce between micheal jackson and acne?
at least acne waits until your 13 before it comes over your face
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11-08-2007, 06:56 PM
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I can hear my ears
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what's black, then white, and comes in small cans?
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11-08-2007, 07:10 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Quote:
And it goes: What is black on the inside and white on the outside, and comes in tiny cans?
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11-08-2007, 08:07 PM
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I can hear my ears
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actually, I heard that 1st joke the way you told it, Honkey...but i wanted this thread to have a hook...like... it might have been a news item .....and then when you open the thread...POW> punchline. right in your eye!
good times.
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11-08-2007, 10:23 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Hey, hey, hey!!!
Stop picking on Michael!!! America loves old white women.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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11-11-2007, 08:34 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Just ask Barbara Frietchie. Even the CSA loved her.
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11-12-2007, 05:39 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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What's the difference between Gary Glitter (British pop star paedo- convicted one this time) and a greyhound?
The greyhound waits for the hair (hare) to appear first
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