Sexual Injuries
 

In line with the current trend for asking questions about sex, what injuries have you sustained during passionate, violent or just downright clumsy lovemaking?

Last night I got cramp in my foot, whacked my head on the roof, and have previously suffered mass bruising, lots of scrapes and once a bleeding nipple. (Sorry if this is too much information).

Has anyone done anything more serious? (And I'm not including masochism here - has to be an accident).

I suffered from a slow starvation of intimacy for 11 years which led to a decline in my self-esteem and sense of self-worth and may have led to some degree of depression and increased anxiety illness.

whether this was accidental or not depends on your interpretation

way too much information and please don't hijack the thread for this

carpet burns

The rest are understandable but how high is your ceiling?
Bruises (high bed, ice cold stone floor, badbadbad), cuts(stepped on a razor), other fairly minor stuff, nothing more interesting than that, yet.

If she hit her head on the roof, I'm more inclined to think it was in an automobile of some sort....I don't think anyone's acrobatic enough to hit the ceiling, unless they're dangling from it.

Yet? Are you hoping to sustain something more serious?

It wasn't in a room, it was in a vehicle.

Ah, I was trying to work that one out but I was close to running out of ideas.
Yet is more of a 'knowing my luck' thing.

Carpal tunnel.

That'll teach you to have sex in a van down by the river http://www.cellar.org/images/newsmilies/biggrinpimp.gif

How did you know!!

You could always try the Kama Sutra. Or the hun.com

:lol:

Charley horse in the leg, carpet burns and...does a sudden, smashing headache count as an injury?

I hope that isn't a horse name charley.

LOL @ Carpal tunnel

One time I was with a girl who was on top and she came down the wrong way and I went into the back door. She started hitting me and crying like I did something wrong. Does that count?

I almost did that same thing Radar, except I was going too fast and missed the last stroke and hit her peritoneum, bending the hydraulics painfully. She didn't seem too happy about it either. And I won't go into the addition of the ring and *it's* contribution to my agony.

Oh heres a good one... was on bottom on a makeshift bed of a loveseat and a 3-person couch, she started thrustin so hard the couches spread apart and i hit my head on the tile floor and conked out cold for 2 hours. The best part is, she blames me for it :yelsick: oops

I once ripped the little bit of skin which joins the head to the foreskin, mid-thrust.

Turns out, it contains a vein. And a vein with a lot of blood in it, too.

Ouch. Maybe there's something to be said for circumcision after all...

Kev

Not a major injury, but a fun story at parties.
 

My partner and I were having sex doggie-style one night, and he lost his balance just after he climaxed.

He fell backwards out of bed and onto the floor...some varied bruising were the only injuries, fortunately.

Next morning, our housemate cautiously asked, "Umm...so what happened last night? I heard..umm...*stuff*, then a crash, then hysterical laughter."

"Oh. That would be me falling out of bed after sex, and Ellie pointing and laughing."

OUCH!!!
OUCH!!!
OUCH!!!
(passed out from thinking about the pain)
*woosy*

Here's a tip: don't attemp to have sex in a hammock.
My wife says "C'mon! It'll be fun!" Well, for the first hour it was, until the god-damn thing dumped over, sending her flying safely to the grass, but my dumb ass lands cranium first on a rock that, unbeknownst to us, was hiding just below the surface.

PBX-105 High Explosive is great for removing such things.

Rocks, hammocks, wives or craniums?

Yes.

YEAH....
 

Had that happen to me to, except she just grabbed it to hard once :eek: ....Bleed like a bitch for a few seconds :vomitblu: . Couple days later all was fine. :doit:
Although now a-days, after maybe some rough stuff or mutiple sessions it's the first area to get irritated.... :thepain:

Gotta LOVE neosporin!!

Later!