Sexual Injuries

Catwoman · 07-16-2004, 09:25 AM

In line with the current trend for asking questions about sex, what injuries have you sustained during passionate, violent or just downright clumsy lovemaking?

Last night I got cramp in my foot, whacked my head on the roof, and have previously suffered mass bruising, lots of scrapes and once a bleeding nipple. (Sorry if this is too much information).

Has anyone done anything more serious? (And I'm not including masochism here - has to be an accident).

Undertoad · 07-16-2004, 09:28 AM

I suffered from a slow starvation of intimacy for 11 years which led to a decline in my self-esteem and sense of self-worth and may have led to some degree of depression and increased anxiety illness.

whether this was accidental or not depends on your interpretation

way too much information and please don't hijack the thread for this

glatt · 07-16-2004, 09:30 AM

carpet burns

jaguar · 07-16-2004, 09:31 AM

The rest are understandable but how high is your ceiling?
Bruises (high bed, ice cold stone floor, badbadbad), cuts(stepped on a razor), other fairly minor stuff, nothing more interesting than that, yet.

Dagney · 07-16-2004, 09:53 AM

If she hit her head on the roof, I'm more inclined to think it was in an automobile of some sort....I don't think anyone's acrobatic enough to hit the ceiling, unless they're dangling from it.

Catwoman · 07-16-2004, 09:55 AM

Yet? Are you hoping to sustain something more serious?

It wasn't in a room, it was in a vehicle.

jaguar · 07-16-2004, 09:57 AM

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It wasn't in a room, it was in a vehicle.

Ah, I was trying to work that one out but I was close to running out of ideas.
Yet is more of a 'knowing my luck' thing.

perth · 07-16-2004, 09:58 AM

Carpal tunnel.

Beestie · 07-16-2004, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Catwoman

Last night I got cramp in my foot, whacked my head on the roof...

That'll teach you to have sex in a van down by the river

Catwoman · 07-16-2004, 10:06 AM

How did you know!!

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Originally Posted by jag

I was close to running out of ideas.

You could always try the Kama Sutra. Or the hun.com

glatt · 07-16-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by perth

Carpal tunnel.

Elspode · 07-16-2004, 12:05 PM

Charley horse in the leg, carpet burns and...does a sudden, smashing headache count as an injury?

jaguar · 07-16-2004, 12:13 PM

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Charley horse in the leg

I hope that isn't a horse name charley.

Radar · 07-16-2004, 12:25 PM

LOL @ Carpal tunnel

One time I was with a girl who was on top and she came down the wrong way and I went into the back door. She started hitting me and crying like I did something wrong. Does that count?

BrianR · 07-16-2004, 04:45 PM

I almost did that same thing Radar, except I was going too fast and missed the last stroke and hit her peritoneum, bending the hydraulics painfully. She didn't seem too happy about it either. And I won't go into the addition of the ring and *it's* contribution to my agony.

07-16-2004, 09:25 AM	#1
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Sexual Injuries In line with the current trend for asking questions about sex, what injuries have you sustained during passionate, violent or just downright clumsy lovemaking? Last night I got cramp in my foot, whacked my head on the roof, and have previously suffered mass bruising, lots of scrapes and once a bleeding nipple. (Sorry if this is too much information). Has anyone done anything more serious? (And I'm not including masochism here - has to be an accident). __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

07-16-2004, 09:31 AM	#4
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	The rest are understandable but how high is your ceiling? Bruises (high bed, ice cold stone floor, badbadbad), cuts(stepped on a razor), other fairly minor stuff, nothing more interesting than that, yet. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-16-2004, 09:53 AM	#5
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	If she hit her head on the roof, I'm more inclined to think it was in an automobile of some sort....I don't think anyone's acrobatic enough to hit the ceiling, unless they're dangling from it. __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

07-16-2004, 09:55 AM	#6
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Yet? Are you hoping to sustain something more serious? It wasn't in a room, it was in a vehicle. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

07-16-2004, 12:05 PM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Charley horse in the leg, carpet burns and...does a sudden, smashing headache count as an injury? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-16-2004, 09:28 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I suffered from a slow starvation of intimacy for 11 years which led to a decline in my self-esteem and sense of self-worth and may have led to some degree of depression and increased anxiety illness. whether this was accidental or not depends on your interpretation way too much information and please don't hijack the thread for this

07-16-2004, 09:30 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	carpet burns

07-16-2004, 09:58 AM	#8
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Carpal tunnel.

07-16-2004, 12:25 PM	#14
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	LOL @ Carpal tunnel One time I was with a girl who was on top and she came down the wrong way and I went into the back door. She started hitting me and crying like I did something wrong. Does that count? __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-16-2004, 04:45 PM	#15
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I almost did that same thing Radar, except I was going too fast and missed the last stroke and hit her peritoneum, bending the hydraulics painfully. She didn't seem too happy about it either. And I won't go into the addition of the ring and it's contribution to my agony. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

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