What are the bad things you want?
 

Be honest.


List some of the things you would like to do that are to the mainstreem considered bad.

I like hot springs & I don't mind being naked in them.

Nothing bad about that ,
Go to IceLand , when I was there there were MANY hot springs , you would be driveing down a road , see steam riseing in the distance off to the side of the road , go down the side road , park with the other cars there , undress or put on a swim suit ( in the snow ) , troop on down , say HI , and jump in , there was generly a bottle of Brendivin (IceLandic Moon shine ) being passed around .
GOOOD TIMES !!!!!

a blumpkin










ewww. just kidding

Nope. Not gonna jinx myself.

you are a sick fuck LJ !!!

a blumpkin from LJ

;)

LOL...just looked up what that was. Having learnt what a blumpkin is, I'm still gonna pass on it anyway, bit too nasty for my taste...or hers.

EEeeeew LJ!! I had to look that up too.

There's a word for that? What is wrong with people? :Flush:

I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate.


Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley...

to see a picture of Keira Knightley donning a strapon.

A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else.


edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess.

Things I have Learned Down in the Cellar:

1) What Goatse looks like

2) What a blumpkin is

I would like to teach Brianna about item #3 that she didn't know before! ;)

Hey, to be fair, you also got an earful on the different Enterprises.