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Flint 07-25-2007 04:38 PM
Hamburger Construction
 
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This is directly out of the secret training manual that they all use:

DucksNuts 07-25-2007 08:11 PM
Really?

We must have a different training manual down here....ours are strategically piled so your last bite gets every friggen pickle on the burger...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.

freshnesschronic 07-25-2007 08:25 PM
http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/fungrys/img/...rger_large.jpg

You don't like green monsters?

Me neither, Boston suckssss.
Jk.

yesman065 07-25-2007 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 368089)
Really?

...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.
Holy shit - I thought I was the only one - lol

Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed!

fargon 07-25-2007 08:43 PM
I give Keryx all the pickles.

lumberjim 07-25-2007 09:35 PM
the taco bell burrito method of putting all of the sour cream in the last bite is in that manual too, methinks

Flint 07-25-2007 10:28 PM
That's exactly what I'm talkin' about. How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?

Hagar 07-26-2007 03:20 AM
Ahh memories...

There was a pickle strategically stuck to an arty rainforest print at our local Golden Arches for the whole two years I was at college. It only disssapeared when the print did.

Then there was the pickle "drive-by-shooting" when you tried to fling as many pickles as you could on to the bodywork of your opponents' car

xoxoxoBruce 07-26-2007 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by yesman065 (Post 368098)
Holy shit - I thought I was the only one - lol

Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed!
The Anti-litter Lord works in mysterious ways.

jester 07-26-2007 09:25 AM
ok, this is sorta similar - but I only like ketchup & mayo on my burgers - so when I ask, I'm not saying EXTRA, just ONLY. When I take a bite - the stuff ooozes out all over the freakin place, blah.

TheMercenary 07-26-2007 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 368174)
The Anti-litter Lord works in mysterious ways.
Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter. :D

Perry Winkle 07-26-2007 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 368211)
Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter. :D
The glasses were technically litter...

TheMercenary 07-26-2007 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle (Post 368214)
The glasses were technically litter...
Ahhhhh... yes. Thank you . I stand corrected on that aspect. I was looking at it more from the concept that the loss of the glasses was in effect some form of punishment for the "littering" of the pickles. :p

smurfalicious 07-26-2007 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 368114)
How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?
No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"

yesman065 07-26-2007 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by smurfalicious (Post 368219)
No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"
So much for me EVER having a Big Mac again - thanks smurf :greenface


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